As you have just admitted ,,,,,,you read the whole thread.
And in so doing prove you have nothing better to do with your time....................
Au contraire Cap'n Sir--I have plenty of other things to do with my time--sitting, rocking, staring at the ceiling, picking up a book, setting it down, turning on the boob tube, turning it off, pacing--you get the idea. It seems to me a life on the road as an "Ain't Right" nomad would be the cure for all this excitement in my life, which I can barely handle. It's about to give me (as my crazy grandma used to say) a conniption fit. I read the whole thread because it is just utterly fascinating. Haven't read anything so stimulating since Dick and Jane and Puff and Spot. I could hardly believe sane, reasonably mature, somewhat educated (my degree is from the School of Hard Knocks--how about you?) people would come up with such stuff. Kept waiting for a voice of sanity to appear but it never happened. I, therefore, am quite sure I deserve every badge, manure spreader, sticker, t-shirt, cap, etc you are able to bestow, and I will accept each one with a deep sense of humility and gratitude, acknowledging I am really undeserving but thanking you for the willingness to overlook my shortcomings, since I really, really ain't right. Just thought I'd mention that in case nobody noticed.
