You Ain't Right Club
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I'm sure my reply will mean I will have to endure a long period of excoriation. However, I feel compelled to continue.
I have never sat anywhere near the top of the bell curve of "normal" human behavior. I've always loved the slopes, as my love of snowboarding confirms in MY mind. UNLESS, of course, I'm the only one on the top of the bell curve, and everyone ELSE is on the slopes.
Having said this, it somehow seems inappropriate to attempt to be accepted as "You Ain't Right" by other members of the "You Ain't Right" club. Either you is, or you isn't. It should be abundantly clear.
In addition, therefore and forthwith, I must say, Who Needs Steenking Badges????? Anyone who has met me knows I Ain't Right.
I can pretend from time to time. Like when I had a corporate job. The stress of pretending to be somewhat normal just plain wore me out. I had to retire at the spry feisty age of 64! Now I get to act like who I am! "I gotta be me! Who else can I be! and I did it MY WAY!" And some folks don't like me. And some do.
Both sides of the coin are A-OK! 5 by 5.
I commend the wonderful group of misfits who have gathered around this here campfire. May Someone have mercy and love for each and every one of you.
Pat
PS... I just finished my coffee. I realize now that this reply may be misunderstood. In the other hand, I'm holding my coffee. So, I choose to let it stand.
I have never sat anywhere near the top of the bell curve of "normal" human behavior. I've always loved the slopes, as my love of snowboarding confirms in MY mind. UNLESS, of course, I'm the only one on the top of the bell curve, and everyone ELSE is on the slopes.
Having said this, it somehow seems inappropriate to attempt to be accepted as "You Ain't Right" by other members of the "You Ain't Right" club. Either you is, or you isn't. It should be abundantly clear.
In addition, therefore and forthwith, I must say, Who Needs Steenking Badges????? Anyone who has met me knows I Ain't Right.
I can pretend from time to time. Like when I had a corporate job. The stress of pretending to be somewhat normal just plain wore me out. I had to retire at the spry feisty age of 64! Now I get to act like who I am! "I gotta be me! Who else can I be! and I did it MY WAY!" And some folks don't like me. And some do.
Both sides of the coin are A-OK! 5 by 5.
I commend the wonderful group of misfits who have gathered around this here campfire. May Someone have mercy and love for each and every one of you.
Pat
PS... I just finished my coffee. I realize now that this reply may be misunderstood. In the other hand, I'm holding my coffee. So, I choose to let it stand.
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Tiger and bears, Wolves and huge hairy spiders. :dodgy:
You seem to attract critters with ~~~ Shall we say fatal attractions??? :huh:
Have you thought about hiring a camera man and making a reality show?
Dropping a 20lb spike covered tree pig on your good friend sure ain't right, but it would be great for ratings.
I award you a pine cone cluster for that story.
You seem to attract critters with ~~~ Shall we say fatal attractions??? :huh:
Have you thought about hiring a camera man and making a reality show?
Dropping a 20lb spike covered tree pig on your good friend sure ain't right, but it would be great for ratings.
I award you a pine cone cluster for that story.
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Beast Master the gift that just keeps giving...another fine tale of a porkuspider surprise !
And I thought it would be the bears that would get you.........
I know the rest of you have some gems you just haven't told....so , whaddaya waitin' for?
And I thought it would be the bears that would get you.........
I know the rest of you have some gems you just haven't told....so , whaddaya waitin' for?
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GotSmart The idea after doing the expedition here was to do and film the second largest country in the world, Canada and then the USA as we are neighbors after all. But without a team. Solo and shooting 4k footage NOT 5K RAW. I would rather be the biologist that snuck into the Grizzlies den to get a core body temperature reading. He had a theory that Grizzlies actual do hibernate under certain conditions. He was wrong or so the annals of bear physiology state. lol!
Here I made it into the filming, not in my contract, but they asked if I can use spurs to climb a tree, for a segment on logging. See being Canadian we all MUST know how to find the G...Er... Sorry, climb a tree with logging spurs, ice skate, and make an igloo. So they filmed me and because of my Irish heritage Murphy loves me...Good fall from very high into semi-hard snow...No damage fat bumbles, that can reach a zen relax, gravity works, state quickly; bounce. Then there was the segment with the three village families in the middle of no where and the four liters of homemade hootch...They like to get visitors drunk, it is cultural. Irish heritage again. Let's do this... Good segment that made the cut.
Gave me the idea to do my own program. Professionally shoot, edit, and post segments each thursday and hope a large distributor picks it up was born...Viagracariously.com "Putting lead in your pencil doing things you might do if you weren't so concerned about having a LIFE." I have 1000's of hours editing with DaVinci Resolve from this gig. A a good smattering of videography training from the 2 plus years here. They were using RED Weapon cameras and I can't afford them but...I'll make it work. Writing books I think is a pretty dead medium. I hate to say it but...The publishing industry is dying and shrinking. Seemed like a good jump and gives me something to do while I am enjoying the life I like living and continuing to do so.
Here I made it into the filming, not in my contract, but they asked if I can use spurs to climb a tree, for a segment on logging. See being Canadian we all MUST know how to find the G...Er... Sorry, climb a tree with logging spurs, ice skate, and make an igloo. So they filmed me and because of my Irish heritage Murphy loves me...Good fall from very high into semi-hard snow...No damage fat bumbles, that can reach a zen relax, gravity works, state quickly; bounce. Then there was the segment with the three village families in the middle of no where and the four liters of homemade hootch...They like to get visitors drunk, it is cultural. Irish heritage again. Let's do this... Good segment that made the cut.
Gave me the idea to do my own program. Professionally shoot, edit, and post segments each thursday and hope a large distributor picks it up was born...Viagracariously.com "Putting lead in your pencil doing things you might do if you weren't so concerned about having a LIFE." I have 1000's of hours editing with DaVinci Resolve from this gig. A a good smattering of videography training from the 2 plus years here. They were using RED Weapon cameras and I can't afford them but...I'll make it work. Writing books I think is a pretty dead medium. I hate to say it but...The publishing industry is dying and shrinking. Seemed like a good jump and gives me something to do while I am enjoying the life I like living and continuing to do so.
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GotSmart said:YO, Baldy~~~
That speech ain't right.......
Sacred VIRTUES? Have you read this thread all the way through? :huh:
Two BADGES? It aint right at all that you cant count to three.
DIGNITY??? :dodgy: This club is all about dignity ~~~ NOT!
Whoo Boy. You are off to a flying start. Keep this up and you will gain the Flyng Manure Spreader award.
I told y'all I aint right, right?
Flying Manure Spreader award, Here I come!!!!
VMD
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Holy Mascot:
When you posted that picture on the unipiper I thought it was you !
I posted his pic in post #1 as an example of "You Ain't Right" and thought he would have been a cool mascot for our piece of the tribe.
It seems I was wrong and you posted his pic for much the same reason.
Under the circumstances , it wouldn't be right for you to have the title Holy Mascot , no it just "Ain't Right" and as that is how all things are done here I am of course going to keep calling you by your title as so given !
(You have permission to use it as a stage name as a special club benefit given to all of us musicians by myself The Weirdo Overlord , creator of all that is whatever this is!)
At least we know who the picture is now,,,,I just thought it was actually Darth Vader who was now out of work and just doing that to save up some cash for a new Death Star.............................
Gary 68:
For helping me realize that I had made an "Ain't Right" mistake (is there any other kind?) "Hey , that guy's name isn't Dave!"
I hereby issue a title for you as well.....
Let it be known that Gary 68 shall be promoted and now shall be called
Gary 69
(we should all be so lucky) , and may it be a bringer of good luck the next time you go to a bar.....
BadgeMaster:
I agree that the speech by The Holy Mascot did contain a lot of words that somehow don't belong here and must actually belong in another club like the PTA or ASPCA and hereby confirm your already posted
"Flying Manure Spreader" award .
And your prophecy of three awards is now official.
All Hail.
The Holy Mascot , holder of the Flying Manure Spreader !
(I hope he washes his hands)
T W O h s,,,,P.O.
When you posted that picture on the unipiper I thought it was you !
I posted his pic in post #1 as an example of "You Ain't Right" and thought he would have been a cool mascot for our piece of the tribe.
It seems I was wrong and you posted his pic for much the same reason.
Under the circumstances , it wouldn't be right for you to have the title Holy Mascot , no it just "Ain't Right" and as that is how all things are done here I am of course going to keep calling you by your title as so given !
(You have permission to use it as a stage name as a special club benefit given to all of us musicians by myself The Weirdo Overlord , creator of all that is whatever this is!)
At least we know who the picture is now,,,,I just thought it was actually Darth Vader who was now out of work and just doing that to save up some cash for a new Death Star.............................
Gary 68:
For helping me realize that I had made an "Ain't Right" mistake (is there any other kind?) "Hey , that guy's name isn't Dave!"
I hereby issue a title for you as well.....
Let it be known that Gary 68 shall be promoted and now shall be called
Gary 69
(we should all be so lucky) , and may it be a bringer of good luck the next time you go to a bar.....
BadgeMaster:
I agree that the speech by The Holy Mascot did contain a lot of words that somehow don't belong here and must actually belong in another club like the PTA or ASPCA and hereby confirm your already posted
"Flying Manure Spreader" award .
And your prophecy of three awards is now official.
All Hail.
The Holy Mascot , holder of the Flying Manure Spreader !
(I hope he washes his hands)
T W O h s,,,,P.O.
I spent my adolescence and 20's living in Virginia. I earned the right to use the word "redneck", since I spent so much of my life as a redneck, in the company of rednecks. This was the late 60's and 70's. Long hair and bell bottoms notwithstanding , we were rednecks.
The thing that was often told to me and my friends, by the good old boys who gave us work around their farms and such, were "Boy, You Ain't Right", and when you PARTICULARLY amused them , they added the "You Ain't EVEN right!"...
But the best one I heard was for my son's first Halloween. I got dressed up to take my infant son, and 9-year old daughter, trick or treating. My costume, which the wife and I put together, was half-Hunchback of Notre Dame and half-Wolfman! My next door neighbor , an honest to GOD good old boy, said, "Boy, you goinna get Dog-Bit!" ... I felt like that was the reward, right there. An Oscar couldn't have made me prouder. And then when some of the other mothers told me they were going to call the Sheriff, cause adults weren't supposed to wear costumes, I replied,
"Go ahead! 1. who said I'm an adult? 2. What costume?"
That was like getting 2 Oscars! I couldn't have been prouder.
DON'T NEED NO STEENKING BADGES!
Pat
The thing that was often told to me and my friends, by the good old boys who gave us work around their farms and such, were "Boy, You Ain't Right", and when you PARTICULARLY amused them , they added the "You Ain't EVEN right!"...
But the best one I heard was for my son's first Halloween. I got dressed up to take my infant son, and 9-year old daughter, trick or treating. My costume, which the wife and I put together, was half-Hunchback of Notre Dame and half-Wolfman! My next door neighbor , an honest to GOD good old boy, said, "Boy, you goinna get Dog-Bit!" ... I felt like that was the reward, right there. An Oscar couldn't have made me prouder. And then when some of the other mothers told me they were going to call the Sheriff, cause adults weren't supposed to wear costumes, I replied,
"Go ahead! 1. who said I'm an adult? 2. What costume?"
That was like getting 2 Oscars! I couldn't have been prouder.
DON'T NEED NO STEENKING BADGES!
Pat
pnolans said:But the best one I heard was for my son's first Halloween. I got dressed up to take my infant son, and 9-year old daughter, trick or treating. My costume, which the wife and I put together, was half-Hunchback of Notre Dame and half-Wolfman! My next door neighbor , an honest to GOD good old boy, said, "Boy, you goinna get Dog-Bit!" ... I felt like that was the reward, right there. An Oscar couldn't have made me prouder. And then when some of the other mothers told me they were going to call the Sheriff, cause adults weren't supposed to wear costumes, I replied,
"Go ahead! 1. who said I'm an adult? 2. What costume?"
That was like getting 2 Oscars! I couldn't have been prouder.
Pat
I can't believe I found this picture!!!!
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Gary69
I've seen that before too !
was my response, which got another funny face look.
Pat
You Ain't Even Right !
If you dress up like that I'd bet TJB would probably shoot you like Gary69 said.....
or Queenie would chew down your ankles till you're 6" shorter .
I remember one Halloween that almost all the kids crossed the street before they got to where I was .... had a lot of left over candy that year............... I come by it naturally , my mom was always the one with the witch costume complete with a rubber chin and nose.
I've seen that before too !
was my response, which got another funny face look. Pat
You Ain't Even Right !
If you dress up like that I'd bet TJB would probably shoot you like Gary69 said.....
or Queenie would chew down your ankles till you're 6" shorter .
I remember one Halloween that almost all the kids crossed the street before they got to where I was .... had a lot of left over candy that year............... I come by it naturally , my mom was always the one with the witch costume complete with a rubber chin and nose.
I ain't right because I spent the last two years in the bottom of YouTube hangouts where everyone just talks and dreams of being a nomad, traveling like all of the people & channels they watch & gossip about. Being not right in the head is a prerequisite for hanging out there!
Damn now I hope my confession does not do me in here lmao!!!
Damn now I hope my confession does not do me in here lmao!!!
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pnolans said:But the best one I heard was for my son's first Halloween. I got dressed up to take my infant son, and 9-year old daughter, trick or treating. My costume, which the wife and I put together, was half-Hunchback of Notre Dame and half-Wolfman! My next door neighbor , an honest to GOD good old boy, said, "Boy, you goinna get Dog-Bit!" ... I felt like that was the reward, right there. An Oscar couldn't have made me prouder. And then when some of the other mothers told me they were going to call the Sheriff, cause adults weren't supposed to wear costumes, I replied,
"Go ahead! 1. who said I'm an adult? 2. What costume?"
That was like getting 2 Oscars! I couldn't have been prouder.
DON'T NEED NO STEENKING BADGES!
Pat
Pat Pat Pat... ~~~ If you had told us that you were Chuckies father ~~~ You would have had a badge a long time ago,
As the Holder Of The Stinkin Badges, I nominate you for the dubious honor for having a daughter that can scare the worst person into behaving with a single grin. (My three daughters can do that with just a glance) But that grin would make the LAPD R U N N O F T !!!
I propose that your stinkin name be Gipedo. The father of a seriously not right child. Also knows as Wolfie, fugitive from the Beastmaster. (I dont blame you.)
Wierdo ~~~ Your head is getting too big for your britches. You may be Not Right, Creator of this thread, and stupid enough to take this job ~~~ BUT ~~~ It takes a whole stinkin tribe of Aint Right members to create this much ~~~ :huh: whatever. I will respectfully ask Accidental Discharges to bake you a humble pie. I suggest you smile while eating it. She has a hair trigger ~ er temper.
Since nobody else will do this job, I am forced to read the previous 100 pages to take inventory of membership, and make sure everyone has their share of Stinkin Badges and humble pie.
THE HORRORS!
If I fail to return, send a rescue party with great amounts of liquid and herbal fortitude. :s
rvpopeye said:
Only a couple of here I recognize by given user name anyway so most od the gossip revolves around the people in the group who hang there. But there are also quite a few trolls who seem to run the show in collaboration with key players for yes YT is a stage and everyone is drawn to the drama, it's very addictive. There is a character refered to as the "puppet man" who likes to do parodies of some of the more prominent RV YTers.
