Maki 2 - As to the Santa Claus idea believe me over the years there are hundreds who have suggested such. Believe it or not my best friend is a dwarf, also a member of our church so he has a very long beard and it’s been suggested that he’d be my elf, and we go down to a large metropolitan area and raking in the dough.
when I had young children, I was very cautious about the Santa Claus thing because I think it confuses children to tell him about the good man who comes on December 25 and give some gifts but they never see him. Then when they get a little older we tell them all we were just pulling your leg. Course we also tell them about Jesus who came on December 25 and has a good man and gives us the great gifts. And then as they get a little older they stop believing there too.
But that’s the children got a little older actually they’re adults now I’ve loosened up on it a bit mellowed. Now I like to tease children if they come up and say I look like Santa Claus. I always say I’m sorry I’m not Santa Claus. He’s my big brother. I’m his little brother called Sammy claws. I expand on that theme with them and leave them. Scratching your heads when I’m done.
A lot of people have a great disdain for fat people and try to keep us at a distance and are even prejudiced against us. They haven’t put us in the do not shame, politically correct, “woke“ community yet. Therefore, I love fat jokes and making people feel uncomfortable around me because I don’t mind being called fat. The truth is the truth
but now, at my age, without my children around, there are benefits to being called Santa Claus. I can even get some women to sit on my lap.