Just For Fun

[rpmhart333]

A few senior boys got 3 chickens and released them into their school.
They labeled them 1,2, and 4.
Teachers spent hours looking for chicken #3.

I have a brother-in-law--don't speak to him anymore--who would take as the moral of that story "steal every third chicken that you see".
No Buddhist philosopher, that one...

 

[dreamrunnerjt]

Haven't been able to determine if canned dinners are real. Can't find it on Amazon so that's a strike against. The video posted above looks pretty convincing, but some YouTubers will go to great lengths to create a gag (pun intended), so I give the video a slight edge for meaning it is real.

I don't know if this is real, either.
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I do know I won't be buying that.

The canned turkey is real. Kind of scary that I know that.

 

[JeepLiving]

Scary? You want scary?

 

[Frood]

Zombie apocalypse food... for after the zombies win.

 

[JeepLiving]

Zombie apocalypse food... for after the zombies win.

I'm pretty sure this stuff will be what causes zombies.

 

[jacqueg]

No kidding! I'm getting in a zombie-mean mood just looking at the can!

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

 

[rpmhart333]

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An old Buddhist monk told me this long ago.
Or maybe it was a boozed-up monkey.
I had a period in my life where my thoughts were like bumper cars. Gone on near seventy years now, with time off for good behavior.

 

[JeepLiving]

 

[rpmhart333]

O my son...have you not learned? Life does not listen. Life only speaks.

 

[JeepLiving]

 

[MortimerEbinesr]

One of my new T-shirts says "if you haven't grown up by the time you're 70, congratulations, you don't have to".
The other one says, "Built in the 50's original, unrestored, some parts still in working order."

 

[vanbrat]

I like......

"Growing old is inevitable Growing up is optional."

I am exercising my options

 

[Sofisintown]

Aging is a matter of mind.
If you don't mind
It doesn't matter.

 

[JeepLiving]

 

[Happy Camper]

That's just brutal lol

 

[CopperK]

That's good! lol I like smart pranks.

 

[user 36413]

 

[bullfrog]

Gee, I thought she drove a Mini Cooper!

 

[user 36413]

And the road goes ever ever on.

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