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Premium would be a loss for the dealer with the cost of raising a kid.

Arms & legs have no resale value.

Now a kidney, a liver, or a heart, then you're talking profit.
I guess the reference to anything costing an arm, a leg, or a first born is somehow considered an actual real question and no longer an exaggeration of unbelievable absurdity. Time marches on. My van build is in no way nifty.
Passenger taps his taxi driver on the shoulder.
The driver soils himself, swerves, almost hits a bus, and stops inches from shop window.
"What the he.ll, your jumpy! I only tapped you on the shoulder."
"Sorry." says the shaken cab driver.
"It's my first day driving a cab.
I've been driving a hearse for the last 20 years."
A few senior boys got 3 chickens and released them into their school.
They labeled them 1,2, and 4.
Teachers spent hours looking for chicken #3.

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