Finding toilet paper

[Qxxx]

 believe me when I say I have offended more than you ever will.

And those if us in that category never seem break the habit. Freud loves you.

 

[rvwandering]

I've deleted some of the back and forth bickering posts.

 

[WanderingRose]

I figure if I get desperate for something with which to wipe my behind I will cut some old towels up into small rags, use them and then wash them.

 

[B and C]

If I run out, the plan is to hose off with the handheld sprayer.

 

[Joe Dirt]

I've deleted some of the back and forth bickering posts.

Yesterday afternoon, I posted what I thought was a humorous statement on this thread, and it was deleted without explanation, within minutes.........  and I wasn't even bickering with anyone.... lol

 

[user 423]

^
Maybe the joke somehow contributed to the bickering of others.

The mods are fair and usually do a good job.

 

[highdesertranger]

Joe i deleted your post. it had nothing to do with the thread and was dealing with a illegal substance. i thought it would be obvious to you why it was deleted, sorry. highdesertranger

 

[crofter]

If I run out, the plan is to hose off with the handheld sprayer.

I have my mini sprayer at the ready, but have yet to do a test run. Still figuring out how to contain the blast. (TMI?)
-crofter

 

[Qxxx]

She-wee in reverse?

 

[MrNoodly]

I respectfully disagree. There is no difference in the taking something that doesn't belong to you regardless of the value.

The law says there is a difference. Petty theft vs. grand theft, with different levels of punishment.

 

[B and C]

And morally speaking, theft is theft.

 

[owl]

The law says there is a difference. Petty theft vs. grand theft, with different levels of punishment.

You're right and the law defines them both as theft.

 

[barleyguy]

I have my mini sprayer at the ready, but have yet to do a test run. Still figuring out how to contain the blast. (TMI?)
-crofter

I am seriously considering doing this. I have a camp shower that has a sink style sprayer on it. It's essentially a bidet.

There are places all over the world where bidets are more common than toilet paper. If toilet paper actually experiences a long term shortage, I might switch to a bidet. Spray off thoroughly and then do a final wipe with a wet wipe, or a towel if wet wipes aren't available.

 

[maki2]

butt.....is anyone actually out of TP who is posting in this thread?

 

[B and C]

Maki should have phrased it; "is there any butt posting here that is out of TP?

Not out yet but(t) prepared for spray time if needed

 

[user 423]

^
In difficult times like these, spraying is the answer.

 

[maki2]

Maki should have phrased it; "is there any butt posting here that is out of TP? 

Not out yet but(t) prepared for spray time if needed

My cats could spray, is that what you plan on doing?  Of course I have seen guys doing that to bushes when camping.

 

[Cammalu]

Bidets aren’t that expensive and very easy to install. I’ve had them for years.


https://www.amazon.com/NuFlush-Toilet-conversion-connection-Hi-impact/dp/B07SQW9MY6

 

[WanderingRose]

So if we spray rather than wipe, are we remaining with our pants down and doing a shimmy shake until dry???

Seems you still need to wipe with something.   :s

 

[maki2]

So if we spray rather than wipe, are we remaining with our pants down and doing a shimmy shake until dry???

Seems you still need to wipe with something.   :s

the bidet gives you a bath...use the smaller sized hand towels to dry off with. Or a dry microfiber wash cloth.