Humor

[Optimistic Paranoid]

I don't understand how a road that has already been built can be "Under Construction".  Surely such roads are "Under Reconstuction".  Not that that is a popular word in the South . . .

 

[Optimistic Paranoid]

For those of you still trying to figure out your sleeping arrangement, here's a fairly simple approach:

 

[Optimistic Paranoid]

I came across two Ensigns arguing with each other on my first boat. They saw me approaching, one of them waved me over to them. It seems they were trying to decide if having sex was work or if it was pleasure. My response was it had to be pleasure, because if it was work, they'd have me doing it for them!

 

[Ballenxj]

Anybody here remember W.C. Fields?

and

 

[rvpopeye]

Skuh kuh kuh kuh kuh
That map was too funny !!!

 

[GotSmart]

The Carol Burnet Show.  Tom Comway tells the elephant story.  

One of the best moments in history.

 

[John61CT]

brilliant, god can you believe they're getting **paid** to have that much fun?

 

[Optimistic Paranoid]

 

[Optimistic Paranoid]

Bob Newhart is hilarious.

 

[closeanuf]

A friend asked me today why are there more horses asses that there are horses?

 

[Gunny]

Me to a T....







Rob

 

[LeeRevell]

Me to a T....







Rob

That second one is SO TRUE.

 

[Optimistic Paranoid]

 

[Gunny]

Dogs are great.

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[Queen]

 

[Optimistic Paranoid]

I hereby nominate Calvin for honorary membership in our He Ain't Right club!

BTW, for more cartoons:

https://www.google.com/search?q=cal...w#imgdii=v-QjfnQKT4amFM:&imgrc=iCvh9OQclY0ZTM:

 

[rvpopeye]

Looks like a typical kid to me.....

 

[LeeRevell]

Calvin & Hobbes rock! Always been a favorite.

 

[John61CT]

Me too, which is why I knew right away that was a knockoff (fan "tribute").

I really respect how Watterson never licensed any spinoffs, animation, merchandising, someone that disciplined and resolute in his convictions can probably teach us all something about integrity.

 

[Optimistic Paranoid]