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[Gunny]

Two completely different pictures but both cracked me up.. Doesn't take much I have to admit.

Rob

 

[abnorm]

From the mouths of babes...........................

 

[jimindenver]

That second one made me laugh

 

[Optimistic Paranoid]

It doesn't take much to crack me up, either.  But then, my family claims I'm already half cracked.

Here's another one:

 

[LeeRevell]

Haha! Cute. Sounds like mechanics at my old airbase. I was signing off a repair once on a jet trainer, and saw a write-up by a pilot,
"Aircraft files squirrely".
Mechanic signed it off,
"Shot squirrel in accordance with T.O. 30-06."

 

[ArtW]

That second one is hilarious; and a lesson. we teach kids by our deeds, as much as our words, if not ore so

 

[Queen]

When my dad was in Viet Nam the first time, we went to live with my grandma in Kentucky.  She worked, my mom worked, my brother went to school... but I was five and there was kindergarten available, so I stayed with my uncle at his machine shop most of the time.  When dad came home he brought us a couple of presents, when I opened mine and saw a doll (which I had zero interest in) I said "what the f__k is this?".  Think they started second guessing having me spend so much time at the shop.

 

[ArtW]

LOL

 

[Gunny]

Love it....several pictures..

Rob

 

[Ballenxj]

Two completely different pictures but both cracked me up.. Doesn't take much I have to admit.

Both Funny! OP, so was your airplane repair order.

 

[Optimistic Paranoid]

You know, we could keep this thread going if we just keep posting to it.

 

[TrainChaser]

A guy was going fishing early one Sunday morning.  No one was on the road, so when he came to the stop sign at the end of his street, he just glanced left and slid around the corner without stopping.  A few seconds later, there were lights flashing in his rearview mirror.

He got out of the car and demanded to know why he had been pulled over.

"Sir, did you see that stop sign?"

"Yes, I did, but no one was on the street, so I just slowed down and turned."

"The sign said Stop."

"But no one was coming!  Why couldn't I just slow down?"

The cop looks at him for a few seconds, then reaches out with his clipboard and starts tapping the man on the top of the head.

"Hey, stop that!" the man said, backing up.

"Stop?  You want me to stop?  Or do you want me to slow down?"

 

[Optimistic Paranoid]

For those here obsessed with stealth.  Buy a flatbed trailer and build one of these on it.

 

[Milk Hauler]

So very true...

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[Gunny]

This is actually Queen and our other female members. 

 

[ClassyGlobal]

Two completely different pictures but both cracked me up.. Doesn't take much I have to admit.

Rob

Good one GUNNY.  VETS would GLADLY sit in those comfy UNITED seats versus the red seats in C130 and a pchute at the back unfit for women.

 

[Queen]

Rob - LOL!! Close but not quite.


This is me at that age:

 

[TxLady]

A guy was going fishing early one Sunday morning.  No one was on the road, so when he came to the stop sign at the end of his street, he just glanced left and slid around the corner without stopping.  A few seconds later, there were lights flashing in his rearview mirror.

He got out of the car and demanded to know why he had been pulled over.

"Sir, did you see that stop sign?"

"Yes, I did, but no one was on the street, so I just slowed down and turned."

"The sign said Stop."

"But no one was coming!  Why couldn't I just slow down?"

The cop looks at him for a few seconds, then reaches out with his clipboard and starts tapping the man on the top of the head.

"Hey, stop that!" the man said, backing up.

"Stop?  You want me to stop?  Or do you want me to slow down?"

My driver's ed teacher used to say "S-T-O-P does not spell hesitate!"

 

[Gunny]

I meant to type 'for' Queen. I was going thru some military humor and it just struck me about you saying you served.

Rob

 

[Queen]

Wish I had a pic or two from the Army, but they are long gone.