I am a legend in my own mind......
Phantom Blooper sees himself as faster than a speeding BB....more powerful than a Lionel choo choo train....and able to leap small mattresses in a single bound.
He is commonly seen as a brave and kind-hearted hero with a strong sense of justice, morality and righteousness......
He adheres to a strict moral code often attributed to his values of the American way......
Fossil fuel is what propels him in the air and the back blast area is his danger zone.....for his preferred long distant weapon he prefers his blooper.....which was affectionately named by his longtime Lois Lane as his little wiggler...
He is beer and med fueled....
Sex and air cooled....
Some of his attributes as seen by many are a Defender of freedom...Casual Hero...World traveler......Semi-Pro Comedian....
Over his lifetime as a masked crusader he has had the daunting challenges of helping
nymphomania to be cured....uprisings quelled .....maidens rescued.....cougars tamed and
......women loved.....
From coast to coast......the mountains to the mole hills.....from sea to shining sea....you can find him in phone booths....Hotel California's.... defending the American way.....
Look....its a bird...a plane.....a poot of a gas trail.....keep your eyes to the sky.....and one day.....just one day.......you maybe looking up and say,
" Smile.....I know that masked man defender of the Neo-classical Neanderthal way.....Bloopdaman!"
Wishing you a great, prosperous, blissful, healthy, bright, delightful, energetic and extremely Happy New Year 2016.
New Year is not about changing the dates but direction; it’s not about changing the calendar but commitment; it’s not about changing the actions but attitude. May each and every day of yours be renewed with lots of happiness and love.
Enjoy your day.....
