Bob, I'm sorry if I came across a bit testy. I was trying to get it posted before I had to go to work. Part of the reason we converted a bus (other than we had one) was to make a residential vehicle. Literally a home on wheels with the things we were used to. I think more of you should look into converting or buying an already converted smaller school bus because they can handle so much more weight, are built like tanks and have high clearances for the out-of-the-way boondockers. But then I am a bit biased. Fuel milage generally sucks (6 to 10 mpg) but then it's about on par with similar sized RVs. The "shorty" buses (built on a van chassis) that you see at every Head Start, daycare and church may be what many of you could use and it too can be steathy as they are used by so many churches (your own church? my daughter is ordained via internet!). One guy (no longer there on skoolie.net) built a shorty that looked like a SWAT vehicle. He wasn't exactly "stealthy" but no one messed with him as thy tended to think he was "official". For what some of you are sinking into vans, I think you would be better off in a short skoolie. Ah, but I am a tad biased on school buses as rolling homes.
(WARNING! A rant will now begin. If you do not wish to read the rant, please stop reading now. Go make a nice cup of tea and peruse another post.)
I am tired of the "RV" sites where I am looked down on because I have a school bus (even if it is a BlueBird who used to make the Wanderlodges... not the same cachet), I work and NOT volunteer (which usually sounds like a ripoff to me once I figure hours vs the site's monthly rent), I do not have a pension, I am under 65, I am not independantly wealthy AND we stay in one spot long term (because I have a job) instead of moving every few days. I have even been told I am not a fulltimer BECAUSE we stay in one spot so long. I got involved in a multipage hissy-fest where "real boondockers" pitched a verbal tantrum worthy of a spoiled two year old because I called parking overnight in a parking lot without hookups "boondocking" ("Wal-Mart isn't the boonies"). I remember when that was the correct term. Also I apparently can't call it "wally-docking" as that can ONLY be done in a WAL-MART parking lot and no place else. So I made up my own term for what we do (Freedom Parking) and put MY definition on a webpage (Official Definition of Freedom Parking as of 05/18/2013 4:24PM MST "Freedom Camping" is any time that one parks their Residential Vehicle in a place and they remain self contained and do not hook up to any utilities and/or do not use any facilities. This can be in any no facility campground, the side of any road, any paved parking lot, any store parking lot, any rest area, shoreline of any water (lake, creek, river, ocean, bay, reservoir), any vacant land either public or private.). I was told, repeatedly, that because the "official" definition of "boondocking" was on a website that made it "official". I even made up "guidelines" that we generally follow. That got a few panties in a twist. Did I mention I got booted from the Escapees Forum? No big loss as all their "fixes" require the phrase "got to Camping World or your RV dealership" and involve spending LOTS of money. Oh and we apparently "RV" since it is not "camping" if you are in an RV.
Gee, I remember back when there were not so many layers of social classifications within a campground or RV park (yet another "definition war" on campground vs RV Park vs resort). It didn't matter if you were in a motorhome, trailer, pop-up, van (the converson vans from the late 70's early 80's were awesome with such cool paint jobs... don't see that anymore!), tent or just a sleeping bag or blanket on the ground. We were all out there "camping" and having a good time. And people were friendly too. We have been "camping" since we met in a state park campground in 1979 (sleeping bag on the ground in front of the fire). Over the years we moved up from the sleeping bag (next weekend we bought a three man mountain tent from K-Mart) to a cabin tent, to a hard sided pop-up (even full timed in it for over a year), to a vintage Class C and finally to the skoolie (and bought an Eagle 05 highway coach shell to convert while owning the popup and Class C.... too much rust to get past). I still call all these places where these RV stay "campgrounds". WHAT HAPPENED! And you can't even have a campfire anymore either from burning bans (those I understand) or "allergies" (so why don't these people have HEPA filters on everything?). If you have a propane campfire in a can, you STILL get people screaming about the "smoke form the campfire".
And what is wrong with "semi-permanent RVers", isn't that the definition of a snowbird? Someone who parks for MONTHS and then leaves to go park at another location for MONTHS? And my personal fav... "workers"! What these people who complain about "workers" living in RV's apparently have never worked. Just because they are retired and can sleep in, they complain about the workers who get up to go to work. As a worker, what about the retired RVers who crank up their diesel vehicle and let it warm up for an hour while they loudly pack up to leave on one of the two mornings I get to sleep in? And I get the nasty looks from them! I can't figure out if it's because we live in the bus (you should see how some people look at it) or because I leave out at 5:30AM to go to work. Okay, I have cranked up the radio a bit loudly for the real PITAs once in a while. I cannot help that my light come on in the winter darkness. Atleast now I do not leave out at 3:30AM. Occasionally I am not the first one to leave. But when I do leave, others are getting ready to leave too (we've got a huge pile of oil field workers here and they all drive big diesel trucks with big generator/welding machines on the back).
And the slideouts!!!! If you have to have an RV with so many slideouts that your RV looks like a porcupine, then don't complain the sites are too narrow and quit putting your slideouts in MY site that I am paying for. I don't want your RV in my site unless you are going to pay for my site. Everyone is too close as it is without a 2 ft piece of RV sticking into my site. It's a good thing we don't have an awning on our bus! We have had slideouts that were only 3" away from our bus!
(Rant over)
Okay, I feel better now. We are so past time to leave here... only 512 more days. Time to get ready to go to work and mix paint. Y'all have a nice day and thank you for shopping at Home Depot (repeat, repeat, repeat).