My SUPER POWER is.........

[rvpopeye]

My Super Power is..............
Holding on to stuff for years and then throwing it away a week before I need it !

THX to Nick for reminding me I had a Super Power

 

[Gary68]

Farts,i can call in a herd of elk with my ass

 

[rvpopeye]

Anything is the correct response , as long as you feel it is your own super power.

 

[Willy]

I can turn food into sh!t without eating it first. ..Willy.

 

[GotSmart]

I have a BS detector.

 

[mockturtle]

Farts,i can call in a herd of elk with my ass

That would come in very handy during elk season!

 

[ramblingvanman]

Picking out the absolute worst woman in a crowd and being unable to see it.

 

[rvpopeye]

Guy
I was waiting to see your super power post, not disappointed , skuh kuh kuh kuh

 

[B and C]

I had a boss once tell me he though I could push a chain.

 

[GotSmart]

I had a boss once tell me he though I could push a chain.

Thats funny! (and original!)

 

[Txjaybird]

Does being a superconducting magnet for crazy women count?

Guy

YOU  BETCHA.......GET'EM OFF THA STREETS AND GIVE THE REST OF US GAL'S SOME ROOM..... I KNOW A FEW I'LL EVEN INTRODUCE YOU TO!          TJB

 

[jimindenver]

I had a super sense of smell for a while there. Yep i quit smoking for 6 years and I have to tell you, the world stinks.

 

[Txjaybird]

TWO VEHICLE ROLLOVERS....TWO TIMES BROADSIDE COLLISIONS...... BIG TRAILBLAZER RAN ITS' SIDE FRONT TO BACK ACROSS MY DROP TRAILER HITCH AFTER HITTING MY REAR BUMPER FIRST.....BLEW A ROD AT 70mph.......... FLIPPED A MOTORCYCLE.........KNOCKED OFF A CONCRETE BOAT RAMP INTO GRAPEVINE LAKE BY A TRUCK..........THROWN AND STOMPED BY A BIIIIIG HORSE.........MY SUPER POWER IS OBVIOUSLY                  INDESTUCTABILITY.......and i can cook and like to       jewellann

 

[Theadyn]

Ability to observe things others don't see. Not that it does me much good because most don't get the humor in what I observe. It's just my own form of fun, I suppose.

Oh, and according to my sisters, be able to be carried around like a backpack. We won't talk about the skinned up knee I acquired after that attempt. There is a picture somewhere, unfortunately.

 

[RVTravel]

My older brother once told me I could tear up an anvil (many things in my possession seemed to fall apart after I used them).

 

[nobodyG17]

TWO VEHICLE ROLLOVERS....TWO TIMES BROADSIDE COLLISIONS...... BIG TRAILBLAZER RAN ITS' SIDE FRONT TO BACK ACROSS MY DROP TRAILER HITCH AFTER HITTING MY REAR BUMPER FIRST.....BLEW A ROD AT 70mph.......... FLIPPED A MOTORCYCLE.........KNOCKED OFF A CONCRETE BOAT RAMP INTO GRAPEVINE LAKE BY A TRUCK..........THROWN AND STOMPED BY A BIIIIIG HORSE.........MY SUPER POWER IS OBVIOUSLY                  INDESTUCTABILITY.......and i can cook and like to       jewellann

So a typical woman driver?

I'm kidding.

My super power is obviously sarcasm.

 

[GotSmart]

My older brother once told me I could tear up an anvil (many things in my possession seemed to fall apart after I used them).

It is people like you that kept my children in private school. Thanks!  

 

[Gigi]

I don't mean to brag but I can still fit into the same earrings I wore in high school.

 

[ice_maiden]

I can talk and annoy you at the same time

 

[johnny b]

I can make gas outta wood!
(takes a whole lotta chewin and milk to get it down, tho)



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