Musing

[Canine]

Some things I don't understand;Why does ravel and unravel mean the same thing?Black ice on the road.I've never saw it.Why is this black ice just on the road and not on the fields?Lake effect snow.Is there ground effect snow?Whats the difference?Colder?Whiter?Making ends meet.Where are these ends and why do they have to meet?Oh Yeah,Way too much time on my hands today.

 

[SoulRaven]

What about volunteering at your local food bank?

Someone needs to pick and bag my monthly care package, so I can get in and out as fast as possible, to get back to the trailer to ride the couch, in order to watch Maury and Jerry Springer on HDTV.

 

[Wabbit]

Mr. Dickerson, we need to meet in one of them recreational states and discuss these questions further! Lol I was planning on spending a few weeks in Colorado, but someone got into an accident and those plans are pushed back to later this summer, boo. Please note, I am not inferring anything on your end....(got the early morning sillies here! Lol)

 

[LeeRevell]

So, are you parked on the driveway, or driving down the parkway.....?

 

[cdiggy]

Yeah! And why is there an expiration date on sour cream when it's already soured? And why is it a turnpike when your mostly going straight?

 

[highdesertranger]

my favorite, if common sense was common everyone would have it. highdesertranger

 

[Iggy]

How do colorblind men know when they get blue balls?

 

[vanman2300]

I always liked this one: Yeah I was just talking to this guy and when I turned around there he was gone!

I grew up in a town full of French Canadians and they always reminded me of the comedian Norm Crosby when they spoke like this.

 

[Rugster]

Why does blue cheese have an expiration date?

 

[cdiggy]

Why does blue cheese have an expiration date?

It's blue because it is sad...