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[rvpopeye]

What do you call a quivering ship at the bottom of the sea?









A nervous wreck !

 

[Van Man Dave]

:huh: Why did the old blind man fall in to a well ???

  He couldn't see that well !!

 

[Putts]

Ruh rho.  I know another thread where a couple old geezer try to out pun each other.

What is a computer virus? A terminal illness!

What do you call a resistor that can’t afford rent? Ohm-less.

Do gun manuals have a "trouble shooting?" section?

What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue.

What do you call a prescient dove? An omen pigeon.

What is another name for dental x-rays?? Tooth pics.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.

The question was "Describe the role that India plays in the modern world". Apparently "Tech Support" is not the correct answer.

With the rise of self-driving vehicles today, it's only a matter of time before we get a Country song where a guy's truck leaves him too.

Did you hear about the plane geometry student who couldn't talk about anything else? He put Descart before discourse.

That's just a few pages...they go on and on.

In other news:

Bathing your well trained dog can be a truly satisfying experience.

 

[GotSmart]

Nope

Oh hell no

That picture aint right one little bit.  

That is Beastmaster wrong.

I love it.

 

[Gary68]

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Toddler fist bumps

 

[Van Man Dave]

The tides have turned at work and a new dawn is in view!

 

[Putts]

Melvin, if you get too close to that drain and you're toast.

 

[Putts]

Life imitates art?

 

[Van Man Dave]

I made a lot of stupid mistakes as a kid. Now that I'm an adult, I'm making far more advanced and complex mistakes.

 

[Scott7022]

Nope

Oh hell no

That picture aint right one little bit.  

That is Beastmaster wrong.

I love it.

Only if you add lavender bubble soap and a squeaky toy....

 

[GotSmart]

Only if you add lavender bubble soap and a squeaky toy....

TMI, Beastmaster, TMI.   (EYUCK) 

Uh, what kind of squeaky toy?

 

[Scott7022]

Guests option.. I like yellow ducks but then I am a traditionalist

 

[Cammalu]

Guests option.. I like yellow ducks but then I am a traditionalist

I thought you'd kinda like this one:

 

[Scott7022]

OOOHHHHH Tigress Duckie has stripes!

Cue "Born To Be Wild..."

 

[Cammalu]

Scott...... two words..... G Spot.

Gggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrwowww


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[GotSmart]

From the smile on the face of the Tiger, (and the curled toes) the rubber duckie is going to be jealous ~~~  

 

[highdesertranger]

y'all ain't right. LOL but y'all are funny. highdesertranger

 

[Scott7022]

tigers it is a T Spot....

 

[Putts]

Say Bob, I got off at exit 1 in Ehrenberg, took the second left turn at the round about, went about a mile and a half...

...I've got no 4G at the moment so no way to check the video again, but this doesn't seem right. Any advice?

Seems kinda lush out here for the desert. Ehrenberg Oregon, right?

 

[Optimistic Paranoid]

Ruh rho.  I know another thread where a couple old geezer try to out pun each other.


That's just a few pages...they go on and on.

Personally, I find nothing funny in puns.  As far as I'm concerned:

"What do you call someone who thinks punning makes him a wit?"

"Someone who's half-right."

But for those of you who don't share my refined sense of humor, there is actually a World Championship of Punning held every May in Austin, Texas.  Maybe something to go on your must see travel list . . .

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