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[Optimistic Paranoid]

 

[Putts]

Maybe I should post this in some electrical thread....nah, it belongs here.

("post this"....see what I did there?) 



I crack myself up sometimes...I know it isn't necessarily that funny...but I ain't right, so....

 

[Queen]

^^^^^ Baaahaahahaaa!

 

[GotSmart]

500 posts!

Lets hear it for Gunny/hood

 

[TrainChaser]

Rob, you're sure right about the songs................................ *sigh*

 

[SoulRaven]

I watched a you tube clip of a 9 year old singing My heart will go on. I liked the song the first million times I heard it. Now it's stuck in my head.

 

[SoulRaven]

Not a bad idea.

 

[GotSmart]

That will get you a stinkin badge for sure.  

 

[GotSmart]

This is dedicated to Gunny/Rob.  

He knows why.  



Have you ever had one of those days
When nothing goes right?
Your wife starts bitching about
Whatever it wffas she was bitching about last night
So you escape into the bathroom
Just to sit there on your throne
But after you finish your business
The toilet paper's gone

Well, it's a great day
For me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked
If you cross my path
'Cause it's a great day
For me to whoop somebody's ass

Well, I was running late for work
So I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire
I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up
I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand
He shot me with pepper spray

Well, it's a great day
For me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked
If you cross my path
'Cause it's a great day
(Y'all can sing it, if you want to)
For me to whoop somebody's ass

When I finally made it to work
I was fifteen minutes late
I told my boss about the flat tire
But he fired me anyway
So here I am out in the parking lot
Just waiting by his Corvette
I'm gonna give him a goodbye present
That he never will forget
(Let's sing it together)

Well, it's a great day
For me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked
If you cross my path
'Cause it's a great day
For me to whoop somebody's ass

 

[SoulRaven]

One of my all time favorite songs. First time I heard it I had to pull over I was laughing so hard. I think it was on Bob and Tom or some early morning radio program.

Thanks John

 

[Putts]

Anybody know where I can get an 8-step fold out entry stair?

 

[bullfrog]

My 5'4" wife would build something like this and expect me to get her in and out.

 

[Putts]

Maybe buy one of those little trampolines?

 

[TrainChaser]

You would need one of those staircase things the airlines use to unload passengers away from the terminal. Trimmed slightly.

 

[Cammalu]

Saw this today in the RV museum in Elkhart, IN

 

[TrainChaser]

Then all of the Bobs have NO excuse.

 

[Putts]

A painful sort of humor.

 

[highdesertranger]

ouch, that's classic. highdesertranger

 

[johnny b]

LOL......I could have taken that cylinder head picture....40 odd years ago.
My brother let me take his 1961 IH small school bus to haul my junk to college. About 50 miles in it starts knockin like crazy. Call brother, he says ignore it, just go for broke. Actually made it the rest of the way...275 miles.

So, once settled in I take a weekend and pull the head...voilla! a screw had gotten in the motor....the piston and head from the hole the screw spent most of the time bouncing around in was a real mess; then it made its way to the adjoining cylinder (big ol straight 6) and looked just like the picture above.
Pulled the oil pan (enough clearance underneath to just unbolt and remove, EZ PZ), removed the two affected pistons and headed over to the local NAPA store. Bought one piston, two ring sets, two rod bearings, and a handful of grinding stones from the 25 cents bucket to chuck into a drill. (poor college boy budget) Ground away as much as i could of the sharp points from all the impacts on the head and the one piston. Quick hone on the two cylinders, put it all back together and she ran like a top, quiet as a mouse. Drove it back home to my brother who sold it as a nice quiet driving machine.

THEY JUST DON'T MAKE EM LIKE THEY USE TO!  

 

[Van Man Dave]

Why did the millennial hipster burn his lips? :huh:


He was drinking coffee before it was cool!