Arrrrrrrrrrrrr YOU a PIRATE ?

[Vagabound]

Warm up joke:

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

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Though I'm a Dunkin' Donuts loyalist all the way, KK get a big thumbs up on 9/19!

Vagabound

 

[rvpopeye]

Why wasn't the pirate surprised when his parrot brought home a duck ?
Cause he was always sayin' "Polly want a quacker!"

What is Captain Hook's favorite place to shop?
The second hand store.

How come pirates can never play cards?
Someone's always standin' on the deck.

Why did the pirate cross the sea?
To get to the other side.....

What's a pirate's favorite??????????

Class in school?
Arrrrrrrrrt.

Snack?
GOLDfish and Marrrrrrrrrrrshmallows

Vegetable?
Arrrrrrrrrtichokes.

Lunch?
Salad Barrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Fast Food?
Arrrrrrrrrrby's.

Meal?
BarrrrrrrrBQ

 

[rvpopeye]

Where does a pirate plant his seed ?
A garrrrrrrrden . What was YOU thinkin'?

More pirate's favorites....................

Color?
Gold.

Notes to sing?
High Cs.

Animal?
Arrrrrrrrrdvark.

Smoke?
A Cigarrrrrrrrrrr.

State?
Arrrrrrrrrkansas.

Sweater and socks?
Arrrrrrrrrgyle.


And LEAST favorite...............

Animal?
Beave-arrrrrrrrrrr.

Color?
Marooooon.

Flower?
GOLDenrods

 

[anewbiewannabe]

I'd rather walk the plank than spend an evening in the E ARRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Did you get yourrrrrr donut today?

 

[rvpopeye]

There arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr no Krispy Kreme's in Maine .
Sad Pirate......Oh my GOSHK , skuh kuh kuh kuh kuh

 

[anewbiewannabe]

Oh yeah, I forgot. There's no KK shops nearby anymore. They sell them at the groceries. In boxes. Just not the same.

 

[rvpopeye]

Yeah , that was starting to happen in Nashville before I left .
Nothing like selling day old donuts to make them better.

We have a local donut shop called Frosty's that is the bomb!!!
BUT they also sell through the grocery stores ,,,,,,,,always sold out though......