I Know I'm Old 'Cuz

[Txjaybird]

One Wrangler Military Off Road Tire costs more $$$$$$ than a few of my vehicles have.

Jewellann

 

[Gary68]

when i bend over i tend to stay there for a while

 

[Gigi]

I see an "old" person and then find out they were born the same year as me.

 

[Gary68]

i pulled a muscle wiping my butt

 

[TrainChaser]

I look in the mirror in the morning and wonder who the 'ell is in my bathroom!

 

[Txjaybird]

when i bend over i tend to stay there for a while

i pulled a muscle wiping my butt 

     Sugar,  As long as you keep from doing both at the same time you're gonna be OK.......maybe.  If you use Absorbine Jr be very careful with that rollerball applicator...........especially if you're already bent over. :huh:     Queenie sez RUFF!

Jewellann

 

[Gunny]

Had a great day yesterday, visited a lawyer, no charge and no help, so I hobbled over to the Federal Building and went to visit the IRS. I was uncomfortable from the walk and a gentleman came out and asked if he could help me. And he did. Actually explained what I did wrong and how to correct it without penalty. My day is going great.

I had used Walmarts online grocery ordering and went to pick up my small order. You have to call and tell them you are there and they bring the order out. My phone battery was dead. As I was banging on the door to no avail a nice woman asked if she could help. Made my call for me, day is still good. While waiting in my truck a very pretty young woman comes out and verifies my order and ID. This young woman, while she was attractive, had the most beautiful smile and personality of anyone I have met in a long time.

I calculated that for me to be in her age range I would somehow have to shed 45 years or so. Didn't ruin my day but it puts things in perceptive. As one life ends, another begins.

Rob

 

[jimindenver]

I'm so old my clothes are coming back into style.

People don't see a difference if my teeth are in or not.

They fixed one eye and after looking in the mirror I refused to let them fix the other one, I've seen enough.

I remember when comedians actually had to be funny

 

[TMG51]

I first felt I was getting old when girls didn't know who Godsmack was anymore.

 

[Queen]

When I stand up it sounds like an artillery range is practicing in the distance.

 

[poncho62]

Slipped and fell on the ice almost a month ago..pulled a muscle......It still hurts, getting better but still hurts.

 

[mudbunny]

To quote Sam Shephard, "getting old ain't for *******."

 

[John61CT]

My young son calculated that my birth year was closer to the date of Lincoln's assassination than to the present day.

Thanks kid. . .

 

[John61CT]

What Old Age Is Really Like
http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/what-old-age-is-really-like

 

[GotSmart]

When you start a post, and dont remember what you were going to say.   :huh:

When there aint no get~along, just hitch.   :s

When you get set up to take the blood sugar, nd start munching while setting things up.    (Ask me how I know)

 

[Almost There]

I realized I was getting somewhat older (notice I did NOT say old) when I started thinking that the older male volunteers at the hospital were starting to look good to me!  

 

[AbuelaLoca]

When hangovers lasted more than a few hours... in fact, sometimes days...

 

[John61CT]

When you realize you've been sober longer than you were a drunk.

 

[jimindenver]

When it takes so long to recover from making breakfast that it's time to have lunch.

 

[Queen]

When it takes so long to recover from making breakfast that it's time to have lunch.

Our morning thus far.