I Know I'm Old 'Cuz

[bullfrog]

When breakfast is lunch! Thanks for reminding me!

 

[HarmonicaBruce]

I gwt up 6 times each night to pee.

 

[BoomBoom]

I get my exercise by running to pee every five minutes lol

 

[Gary68]

when your favorite songs become elevator music

 

[Gary68]

when your ear hair is longer than the hair on your head

 

[jimindenver]

Longer and grows faster too.

 

[tesaje]

When you have no idea what your young teen relatives are talking about.

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[LeeRevell]

To quote Sam Shephard, "getting old ain't for *******."

Sam Elliot, actually. Great meme.

 

[John61CT]

Yes, thought the voice in my head goes with that quote was drawly deep and gravelly.

I've loved his persona, back to Mask with Cher

 

[mudbunny]

Sam Elliot, actually. Great meme.

Damn, left my memory in the cabinet next to my teeth again.

 

[Txjaybird]

I first felt I was getting old when girls didn't know who Godsmack was anymore.

:huh:   WHO?

Jewellann

 

[TrainChaser]

Jewellann, I had to look them up, myself. A band from 1995??? Add 30 years and we'll talk.

Come to think of it, I have had to look up several things that come out of the mouths of babes (30 and under). Meme. Safe space. Refudiate. Sharenting. Manspreading.

OTOH, I was walking past one of my young neighbors and told him that he was dragging something under his car. The three people in the car just stared at me with their mouths open, like I was speaking Swahili, and then walked into the house. Later, one guy was lying beside the car, reaching under. So, I guess they eventually figured out what my words meant. I have no idea why a garden fork on a rope was caught under his car. (*shakes head, shrugs*)

 

[dr_nelson]

We have a skype conference call in the office with bad connection, and I say "Man, you sound like Max Headroom!".
And the people ask me, who is that?

 

[rvpopeye]

This thread is funny !
I'm never getting old , must be a musician thing ???

 

[Wabbit]

I'm with Rvpopeye, Peter Pan life! Saying that, there are a few posts here that ring true for me.

 

[hepcat]

When nobody knows what "Hey Nineteen" is, much less who Fagan and Becker are... or 'Retha Franklin...

"Hey Nineteen
No we got nothin' in common
No we can't talk at all"

 

[Gigi]

Come to think of it, I have had to look up several things that come out of the mouths of babes (30 and under).  Meme.  Safe space.  Refudiate.  Sharenting.  Manspreading.

YES!!!!  I can so relate to this.  I die when it's a word that sounds all cute and I think it means something darling.  Like when I named my new puppy and my son was like..."ahhhhh you better google that first, Mom."  

Thank god I didn't get "Gizz" put on her tag!   :blush:

...and don't get me started on teabagging...OH MY GAWWWWD!!!  Let's just say it has nothing to do with granddaughters and tea-parties!   double :blush:

 

[rvpopeye]

And it just gets funnier !

 

[user 2252]

..........ah, what's today?

 

[jimindenver]

 

Thank god I didn't get "Gizz" put on her tag!   :blush:

...and don't get me started on teabagging...OH MY GAWWWWD!!!  Let's just say it has nothing to do with granddaughters and tea-parties!   double :blush:

And we have a winner!