Humor

[GotSmart]

All that weed and a Fender Sunburst.

 

[Optimistic Paranoid]

7 to 8 minute Youtube video, range story, really funny . . .

 

[SoulRaven]

Along the same line of thought

 

[SoulRaven]

I believe I would get my money back on this tour.

 

[John61CT]

I believe I'd have paid double

 

[Ballenxj]

I believe I would get my money back on this tour.

Naw, they would charge double while stating they brought you real close to nature.   :dodgy:

 

[rvpopeye]

I can't resist!
They might charge you an arm and a leg................

 

[SoulRaven]

Never having encountered a Polar Bear (and hope I never do) all of my information is from truly reliable sources such as Youtube so I could be wrong but Polar Bears are supposed to be a bit bad tempered. I think I would be flogging the driver to get him to get the heck out of there.

 

[Cammalu]

 

[Putts]

 

[TrainChaser]

Cammalu, that sign belongs right next to the one that says, "Here, hold my beer, and watch THIS!"

 

[rvpopeye]

"Hold my beer" , is "You Can't Fix Stupid" !
"That's different..........nevermind!"

 

[Optimistic Paranoid]

So they've got a UFO thread going up in the SAFETY sub-forum.  I've never seen a UFO myself, and I didn't want to start a fuss up in that thread, but being a sceptic, I thought I'd share an observation I heard a comedian make years ago.  (I don't remember who it was, so I can't give proper credit.)

Ever notice that whenever the newspapers report a UFO sighting, it's never:  "A UFO was seen over the campus of MIT.  It was witnessed by a dozen Nobel Laureates, including three Rocket Scientists, two Brain Surgeons, and an Atomic Physicist."

Nope.  Instead it's always "Me and Billy Bob were out fishing and we both seen it plain as day, Sheriff!  Well, sure, we wuz drinking, but we waren't drunk!"

 

[TrainChaser]

OP: "Ever notice that whenever the newspapers report a UFO sighting, it's never: "A UFO was seen over the campus of MIT."

Actually, that's incorrect. In 1952, seven UFO-type bright-ball-type objects flew over Washington D.C. for six hours. They were seen on radar at (now) Ronald Reagan WA Natl Airport and were also seen visually by people in the airport control tower. At least one of them were seen visually by an airman at Andrews Air Force Base. An airline pilot waiting for permission to take off watched them for six minutes. Two AF jets from New Castle Base (Delaware) were sent to investigate, but all of the UFOs disappeared (all at the same time) as they approached; when the jets ran low on fuel and returned to base, the UFOs reappeared.

This Wikipedia article is the most concise report w/o the gobbledegook of other reports.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1952_Washington,_D.C._UFO_incident

 

[highdesertranger]

please give a description when you post a link, I don't know how many times I have asked that but it has been a lot. highdesertranger

 

[highdesertranger]

BTW I deleted the post without a description. in case anybody is curious. highdesertranger

 

[Gary68]

"Seven percent of all American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows, according to a nationally representative online survey commissioned by the Innovation Center of U.S. Dairy.

If you do the math, that works out to 16.4 million misinformed, milk-drinking people. The equivalent of the population of Pennsylvania (and then some!) does not know that chocolate milk is milk, cocoa and sugar."
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...t-even-the-scary-part/?utm_term=.6513aff377ab

 

[TrainChaser]

Those are probably the same people that say you shouldn't travel/live in your van because it's too dangerous. If you want to see what they look like, type PRANK in the YouTube search box.

 

[Phantom Blooper]

HOW NOW BROWN COW...

 

[sephson]

And to think, all these years I thought fertilizer came from brown cows.