[font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]>>> A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course.[/font]
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[font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]>>> Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]>>> He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.[/font]
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[font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]>>> She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]>>> He thanked her and went back to his golf.[/font]
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[font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]>>> On the back nine the same thing happened; and he approached her again with the same request.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]>>> She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th hole."[/font]
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[font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]>>> Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.[/font]
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[font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]>>> He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]>>> He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]>>> The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.[/font]
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[font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]>>> He approached her and! said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you are in the sales profession. I'm in sales, also. What do you sell?"[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]>>> She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh." "No, I won't."[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]>>> "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."[/font]
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[font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]>>> With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]>>> She said, "See I knew you would laugh."[/font]
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[font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]>>> "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]>>> I am a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you!"[/font]