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Pro tip.  For safe Van sex, wait for the muffler to cool down.
 
Never had a problem.  Blackout curtains up, lights off, windows closed, I know where to find everything in the dark.  Typically not engaged long enough to attract any attention...
 
Funny, Old thread. I posted in this four years ago when we had a travel trailer. Popeye called our method "Slow ride, take it easy, like the song" LOL. Now we have a heavy Class A Diesel with Hydraulic levelers. Should be solid as a rock, eh? Nope. Wiggles and rocks nearly as much as the trailer did.

Oh well.
 
The shocks on my van were bad for years, so being discrete was nearly impossible. I got to the point where I no longer cared if folks noticed. My van got new shocks last year but haven't gotten a good test since then. Why did I waste that money!? ;)

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Hello All,
I live in a 26 ft bus with a full sized bed which has a fan and air conditioner above it. Dark Tinted windows and black out drapes. 
No issues  ;)
 
Never had an issue with sex in a car when I was young so having a full-size bed and black out curtains with the wife seems to work.
 
I’m glad you got this thread resurrected. Because I love humor. Do you remember the old sign that was popular for RVs “if this van or RV is rocking don’t bother knocking.” My new sign says if this van is rockin, praise God it’s a miracle. Yep I’m old and single.
 
I keep seeing a van around here and in the front window it’s says, “Shaggin’ Wagon”
 
nature lover said:
I’m glad you got this thread resurrected. Because I love humor. Do you remember the old sign that was popular for RVs “if this van or RV is rocking don’t bother knocking.” My new sign says if this van is rockin, praise God it’s a miracle. Yep I’m old and single.
LOL, and I was worried about my port-o-pottie thread!
 
Most of us are over 18, so throw the word sex into the title,.....and you will draw a crowd. :)
 
There used to be a guy in the old yahoo group that would let us know he was having porn star sex in his UK van..lol.
 
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