Funny prompt! - Come up with a fake company name/decal that makes people not want what is inside the van

[dreamrunnerjt]

Glo Up Glitter Service
We glam you up

This would be especially good if you used glitter paint on your rig and had a few sprinkles in the cab.

 

[bullfrog !]

Glo Up Glitter Service
We glam you up

This would be especially good if you used glitter paint on your rig and had a few sprinkles in the cab.

Maybe a glitter bomb as a security device and a taped message saying “told you so”! Lol!!!

 

[AeroNautiCal]

I used to deliver blood to hospitals and clinics in London.

We were based at a hospital and used Honda motorcycles for the taskings.

One day I parked my motorcycle right outside the main entrance of one of the largest hospitals in London, and whilst in their blood bank I realised that I didn't have my wallet on me.

I hurridly retraced my steps and got back to my blood delivery motorcycle to see my wallet laying on the seat in full view!

I couldn't believe that it hadn't been taken as hundreds of people had literally walked right past it, then I realized that the large, high visibility full colour warning signs on my motorcycle screen and top box, which read, Warning - Biohazard - Danger of Death, and Emergency Blood, probably had a lot to do with my wallet remaining untouched!

Signs do indeed have a deterrent effect!

 

[bullfrog !]

I used to have a fiberglass dune buggy with a big windup key on the back and a big yellow and black decal frim dad’s work place that said “WARNING SPRING LOADED DEVICE!”

 

[AtlantaGuy]

A friend of mine has a simple National Park Service logo decal he got off of Amazon and placed on both doors. Said he figured you'd have to be nuts to go breaking into any government owned vehicle.

 

[dreamrunnerjt]

A friend of mine has a simple National Park Service logo decal he got off of Amazon and placed on both doors. Said he figured you'd have to be nuts to go breaking into any government owned vehicle.

Well, that won’t work anymore . Not with everyone being fired.

 

[Sky King]

Just put an X on top with a sharpie

 

[thegoodtom1]

I used to have a fiberglass dune buggy with a big windup key on the back and a big yellow and black decal frim dad’s work place that said “WARNING SPRING LOADED DEVICE!”

I have family with Miata's that I suggested this to (all 3 of them). The key, but the sticker is icing.

 

[BlueMarkOhio]

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