Funny prompt! - Come up with a fake company name/decal that makes people not want what is inside the van

[dreamrunnerjt]

Glo Up Glitter Service
We glam you up

This would be especially good if you used glitter paint on your rig and had a few sprinkles in the cab.

 

[bullfrog !]

Glo Up Glitter Service
We glam you up

This would be especially good if you used glitter paint on your rig and had a few sprinkles in the cab.

Maybe a glitter bomb as a security device and a taped message saying “told you so”! Lol!!!

 

[AeroNautiCal]

I used to deliver blood to hospitals and clinics in London.

We were based at a hospital and used Honda motorcycles for the taskings.

One day I parked my motorcycle right outside the main entrance of one of the largest hospitals in London, and whilst in their blood bank I realised that I didn't have my wallet on me.

I hurridly retraced my steps and got back to my blood delivery motorcycle to see my wallet laying on the seat in full view!

I couldn't believe that it hadn't been taken as hundreds of people had literally walked right past it, then I realized that the large, high visibility full colour warning signs on my motorcycle screen and top box, which read, Warning - Biohazard - Danger of Death, and Emergency Blood, probably had a lot to do with my wallet remaining untouched!

Signs do indeed have a deterrent effect!

 

[bullfrog !]

I used to have a fiberglass dune buggy with a big windup key on the back and a big yellow and black decal frim dad’s work place that said “WARNING SPRING LOADED DEVICE!”