Funny prompt! - Come up with a fake company name/decal that makes people not want what is inside the van

[RV411]

NEW2U Pet Transport & Rehoming

 

[Happy Camper]

NEW2U Pet Transport & Rehoming

People would break in to make sure there were no puppies inside unattended. Then they'd get upset you lied about the animals lol.

 

[Sage]

People would break in to make sure there were no puppies inside unattended. Then they'd get upset you lied about the animals lol.

You nailed that one.

 

[BlueMarkOhio]

delete

 

[BlueMarkOhio]

People would break in to make sure there were no puppies inside unattended. Then they'd get upset you lied about the animals lol.

NEW2U Snake Transport & Rehoming

 

[Nautithespian]

NEW2U Pet Transport & Rehoming

MOBILE COVID TESTING. ….MOBILE CANCER TESTING

 

[gsnz]

My favorite so far... since it's actually a thing...

Manny's Mobile Manure Salvage.
Harry's Hornet Relocation Service.
Rory's Rattlesnake Rescue.

The alliteration makes these sound even more real haha

 

[gsnz]

MOBILE COVID TESTING. ….MOBILE CANCER TESTING

Yep! Definitely not a van I'd want to break into for many reasons lol

 

[Happy Camper]

"Stranger Danger Ice Cream and Candy"

"Come on in"

 

[Gr8ful]

"Mobile Digital Prostate Testing Center" I only had one & honestly thought Digital meant electronic. Boy was I shocked!

 

[LargeMarge]

"Stranger Danger Ice Cream and Candy"

"Come on in"

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Mobile Cuddling And Pillow-Sharing... we cater to all body types!
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*****
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(for slow learners, the van sides have caricatured examples of freakishly-wet dog mouths)
Newfoundlands?
Land Seers?
Saint Bernards?
Bulldogs?
Slobbery Dogs Are Our Specialty...
We Collect Your Drool!

 

[BelgianPup]

Don't use anything that would trigger the politically correct psychos.

 

[eDJ_]

Bee Hive Logistics Inc.

 

[vanbrat]

All of these sound fun but also have tools that would maybe be stolen, how about mobile math tutor or history tutor, mobile schooling. Might have a computer but not if in small letters you promised old fashioned book lessons or screen free tutoring.
I know I personally would run away from any math stuff. And seriously how much money could you get for an old math book.

 

[vanbrat]

NEW2U Snake Transport & Rehoming

I like snakes I would be peaking in the window just to see if I could see the snakes

 

[islanderxx]

Good idea, how about, Danger extremely flammable and toxic, this Van contains C4-C12.
C4-C12 is Gasoline.

 

[Gr8ful]

That's like jet fuel is basiclly kerosene but when I was young I did a lot of street racing & everyone wanted jet fuel. I was the 1st locally to put on nitrous oxide but had a huge problem getting tanks filled.

 

[Sage]

I like snakes I would be peaking in the window just to see if I could see the snakes

Me, too. I'd have to know what kinds of snakes you have and if they are pretty.

 

[maki2]

There are people around who would be thrilled to have easy access into a van where they could obtain dangerous chemicals and poisonous snakes.

 

[Sage]

There are people around who would be thrilled to have easy access into a van where they could obtain dangerous chemicals and poisonous snakes.

No poisonous snakes for me. Just the ones that eat bugs and help out in the garden. NO Chemicals either. Terrible allergies to nearly every chemical. I have to be so very careful cleaning, weeding, just everything.