From the This Reminds Me Dept:
This is so hilarious to me because it’s basically what I did years back when I broke it off with this woman I had hanging around much too long.
She wasn’t into bondage kinky sex perse’ but it was November rifle deer season in Michigan and I called a friend who lived in the Upper Peninsula near Escanaba; hey bro, u got room for 1 more there at Kamp? Hell yeah, jonny, git ur ass up here! Kool I’m leaving now be there in about 5 hours………
I’m halfway there and she calls. What we doing this weekend?
I’m heading to the UP deer hunting. (Silence) Wha when u coming back?
IDK, maybe before Thanksgiving but seasons till December then it’s muzzle loading. Before Christmas for sure; my dawter will be in town.
You could have said something!
I just did. (sensing fone emotional turmoil & drama) Bye. Hangs up & turns off phone.
And that was basically the end of our non-relationship relationship.
can’t beat venison steak
jonny
