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I know; what if you just strapped an outdoor crapper unto the back of the van.
Ya know... I've just hung my behind off the side of a boat, and dropped a load while cruising along. I think this method could be adapted to a van easily enough. 😱😨

Wait no... we need to be good clean sanitary citizens! Maybe a special "captain's throne" for a driver's seat that doubles as an automatic toilet/ poop bagging system? But then how do you dispose of the waste?

And pondering that I had an epiphany! You know, damn near every store these days has a driveup. So... you're cruising along and want a Big Mac, or you want to buy some weed, or maybe you need a prescription filled? You can do it all without leaving the comfort, safety, and security of you rig, right? You should be able to get rid of your :poop: just as easily. What if these places not only sold you stuff at the driveup but also took your bag of waste? For free of course, just to get our business. Then somebody from Waste Management could drive around and pick these up daily, and take them to the Great Methane Power Station.

Most people just flush their :poop: down the toilet... what a waste... :unsure:
 
This thread has become filthy and silly, and has nothing to do with the Op's intent. The use of the asterisks to fly under the radar is obscene, too.
 
This thread has become filthy and silly, and has nothing to do with the Op's intent. The use of the asterisks to fly under the radar is obscene, too.
Pretty sure the OP is a bot. They've gotten a lot better, but the reply to maki had the "combative BS" setting turned up a bit high...

I think the auto censor is supplying the asterisks you see...
 
Pretty sure the OP is a bot. They've gotten a lot better, but the reply to maki had the "combative BS" setting turned up a bit high...

I think the auto censor is supplying the asterisks you see...
Wow...! Are you all really that dense about this idea, or am I just missing something...? I don't read maki's posts anymore as he has no regard for what I have said in my posts, but everyone else seems to be in some other places, not of this world. I know there are many products along the same line out there, but really...? Nobody gets it...?
 
I live on a farm all in hay that has tons of deer, geese, cranes, coyotes, rabbits, squirrels etc.that produce much more waste than my wife & I. How will you fix that? I was a very avid bear hunter & bear scat the size of a Coke can is 400# plus. I just feel all the bagging, drop off, emptying, recycling, shipping, reselling is just a useless load of crap IMHO 🤩😆🥳😁😁😁
 

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