Waste management ideas that might help...

[rruff]

I know; what if you just strapped an outdoor crapper unto the back of the van.

Ya know... I've just hung my behind off the side of a boat, and dropped a load while cruising along. I think this method could be adapted to a van easily enough.

Wait no... we need to be good clean sanitary citizens! Maybe a special "captain's throne" for a driver's seat that doubles as an automatic toilet/ poop bagging system? But then how do you dispose of the waste?

And pondering that I had an epiphany! You know, damn near every store these days has a driveup. So... you're cruising along and want a Big Mac, or you want to buy some weed, or maybe you need a prescription filled? You can do it all without leaving the comfort, safety, and security of you rig, right? You should be able to get rid of your just as easily. What if these places not only sold you stuff at the driveup but also took your bag of waste? For free of course, just to get our business. Then somebody from Waste Management could drive around and pick these up daily, and take them to the Great Methane Power Station.

Most people just flush their down the toilet... what a waste...