Scott7022
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Hmmm In Russia it is hard to go when it is minus 35 Metric/American same damn thing. Ladies think of this as close to the embarassment factor of the baby cry nipple pucker and leak at a mixed social gathering. You have just climbed out of a warmish rig and you got the gear out to go. The foreman, overseeing the operation, has determined a location based on previous output volumes. The boys, that do the heavy lifting, wobble and call a safety meeting in the upstairs coffee room. This causes an unexpected spike in initial pressure and disturbs the foreman. He now has to compensate and adjust the target location on the fly and then the volume and pressure drop to near zero. The dreaded testicluar dribble, or less embarrassing pant splash shoe dampening collateral damage.
Cupping won't work as your hands are now too cold to effectively close your zipper and all you can do is retract the equipment and head for warmth, in shame. The following Union/Management meeting yields little results, as the shop steward is a dick, the workers have a mind of their own, and it is overseen by an asshole. The system is rendered prostrate.
So to eliminate this frustrating challenge I came up with the "Russian Julie Andrews." You run outside, having already positioned your warm boxer between the workers and management. Open the delivery zip and toss the supervisor into the wind. Then a rapid spinning maneuver is introduced and bolstered by centrifugal force you Spirograpgh Russian snow.
To answer, and return to serious man issue discussions, the OP question. No women lack a prostate gland so pushing on the gouch taint gonna have any effect. Although all those nerve bunches, that surround the male gland are still present in ladies... But that is not a G rated story about the G.....
Cupping won't work as your hands are now too cold to effectively close your zipper and all you can do is retract the equipment and head for warmth, in shame. The following Union/Management meeting yields little results, as the shop steward is a dick, the workers have a mind of their own, and it is overseen by an asshole. The system is rendered prostrate.
So to eliminate this frustrating challenge I came up with the "Russian Julie Andrews." You run outside, having already positioned your warm boxer between the workers and management. Open the delivery zip and toss the supervisor into the wind. Then a rapid spinning maneuver is introduced and bolstered by centrifugal force you Spirograpgh Russian snow.
To answer, and return to serious man issue discussions, the OP question. No women lack a prostate gland so pushing on the gouch taint gonna have any effect. Although all those nerve bunches, that surround the male gland are still present in ladies... But that is not a G rated story about the G.....
