<div>What would work for me, if I was in "the man's" position:</div><div><div><br></div><div>1. First thing I do is run the plate before contact, and the first thing that catches eye detail is the license plate. So, why not go to the local mall and have some chrome with white letter license (or colorful) plates frames made, that read, "DEAF DRIVER" (top part of frame) and "ON BOARD" (bottom of frame). Get front & back frames (in case officer approaches from the front). The officer will (should) get the hint... </div><div><br></div><div>2. Now, if you happen to get a not-so-bright officer, who doesn't notice the license plate frames, I would print this out (click on attached image) and place it directly in front of the VIN#, located at the drivers side bottom part of windshield (when parked). Many times, license plates are stolen (switched) from a similar vehicles and the original owners never know. Officers should know this and SHOULD be verifying the VIN# via the windshield. </div></div><div><br></div><div>And honestly, I've run into your situation and have given similar advice. Believe me, if an officer thinks you're fast asleep AND deaf, he/she probably won't bother you. It's just not worth the hassle of banging on windows and stressing out all involved... </div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><p class="p_self pic_padding" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 3px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 4px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 4px; "><br></p><p class="p_self pic_padding" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 3px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 4px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 4px; ">FYI, The "driveway alert system" sold for 17.99 at harbor freight has sound AND LED light flashes to alert of anyone coming near your vehicle. You could disable the speaker wire and rely on the red LED optics. Both run on batteries and last for 4-6 months. They may have it at walmart/target, also...</p></span></div><div><br></div><div><a href="
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http://www.harborfreight.com/wireless-driveway-alert-system-93068.html</a></div><div><br></div><div>I have the sensor camouflaged with siliconed, fake plant leaves. I hide it outside, facing my van, and it warns me of anything near me.... Gunner hears them WAY before they get within range of the alert system, so I mainly use mine when I camp alone. It would be ideal for you...</div><div><br></div><div>Hope this helps</div><div><br></div><div>AJ</div><div><br></div>