This really is the very simplist answer you can get:
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]Okay, here it is in one simple sentence that will meet all your requirements. [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]Buy two 4 gauge, 12 volt wires, and a basic On-Off Switch made for batteries and wire them from your starting battery, to the on-off switch, to the house battery. As was pointed out, you also must run a 4 gauge wire back from the negative post of the house battery back to the negative post of the starting battery. [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]It should cost $50 and will charge your battery off the alternator and anyone can do it--no wiring required except 6 simple bolts (2 on the batteries and 2 on the back of the "on-Off" switch and one each on the negative posts of the batteries. The hardest part will be drilling the hole to get the wire into the van. I'd put the battery on the floorboard of the passenger seat so the wire is close[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]It's not automatic--you have to remember to turn it on and off. To get automatic you need a continuous duty solenoid, but that will require some wiring, not much, but some.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]If you have leftover money, get a Renogy 100 watt solar kit and mount it to the roof--some wiring required. Or a 100 watt Renogy suitcase solar kit--virtually no wiring required.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]Buy the biggest Walmart marine battery you can find--be sure to save the receipt. It's a learning battery and you are probably going to kill it--that's normal, most of us do that! Chances are you'll kill it while it's under warranty so you can exchange it.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]Don't let the complexity paralyze you, start simple and small and learn as you go. Expect to make some mistakes, just try not to lose too much money making them.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]A Nearly Totally Free Solution That's Super Easy:[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]Get a standard daypack/bookbag and a standard powerstrip. Put the powerstrip in the bottom of the daypack and plug all your electrical devices into the bag and plug them into the powerstrip. Run the cord from the powerstrip through a very discrete hole in the bottom of the bag.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]Go to McDonalds, the library, bookstore, a cafe--anywhere you can plug in. Sit the book bag down on the floor beside you and plug the powerstrip in and you are now charging all your devices and no one knows it. Stay there for as long as you can and hopefully all your devices will be charged.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]If you can afford it, get a battery pack with the USB ports and charge it too. It will recharge your phone multiple times away from the power source.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]Bob[/font]