JD GUMBEE
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A local asks me to have a peek at a tiny "eggshell" camper from the 80's.
She is going to take off for a multiple-years-long journey from Alaska to Mexico and all in between.
As we travel from my home to the trailer, we chat about what she has thought about thus far.
She has a VERY good head on her shoulders. (...and a stout "Taurus Judge" in her holster purse...GO LADIES!!)
I was very impressed by her basic solar knowledge, her preparedness for toilet needs and pre-planning for Internet, TV, road service plan...etc.
When we get to the trailer, I see a stripped out Casita or Scamp, not really sure which. A previous owner has gutted the thing and done an excellent job at using foam and aluminum to refit.
The fellow passed away last year and was a relative of the seller, so it is all fitted out. Like it was left with contents.
Simple stove/oven, 5 gallon jugs for water with a small pump...outdoor shower tent that attaches to the side, nice awning with screen house that drops down/attaches.
This thing even has three panels on the roof and three AGM's that still looked great. (Turned out to be 300 watts, but the older controller. Still, it would meet her needs.)
Even has a decent compressor fridge and a Honda 2000 just like mine. Little TV and I am shocked to see a rather pricey Alpine hooked to a set of LS35A's, mounted in the front corners. (Someone had taste and a good ear...ahhh the mid-bass "bloom." )
If I were a single person with height of 5'4" like her, I would seriously think about one of these.
There is a weight slip marked "FULLY LOADED OUT WITH WATER" and a circle around the total..."1680 pounds." From looking at it, I believe the weight.
On the way home, she asks me what kind of truck she should buy.
After doing her homework, she says she likes the Tacoma's.
With a cap, she could have enough space for a genset and misc. stuff.
As we head home, she goes into more detail about the truck she will have to buy if she purchases the "Mork From Ork" camper.
Then we pull into my driveway. I had not really paid attention to it until then.
She is driving a Olds Cutlass Ciera. It turns out to be a 1996 model year, inherited from a relative. The car is a garaged cream puff. A ding in the fender, but mint condition besides that one ding. V6 engine, 74,xxx miles on it.
I take a peek at the car.
They are overlooked by people who only have eyes for Honda/Toyota.
Besides an intake issue that can be fixed for under $300 at any dealer, they are actually a pretty solid vehicle.
So we go on a little Internet frenzy.
A Toyota pickup with the same miles and condition will cost her a bundle.
Then the "JD out-of-the-box-thinking" engages.
That Oldsmobile is a quick car. A relatively heavy car for it's size.
So I make a few calculations.
A set of stiff-sidewalled Michelins. A brake controller. Air shocks for the rear and a high quality receiver hitch. A decent auxiliary trans cooler, lighting in the back and a brand new brake/axle/tire setup for the trailer.
Add to this a decent GPS and audio system for the Olds and the budget came to just under $2600 all-in, including a flush through of engine and trans fluids with good synthetics. (The new axle, gave her the ability to lower the ride height for highway travel by 2 inches on demand. I have yet to see it, but it sounds great.)
$2600 is a LOT less than the Toyota pickup would have cost her.
Besides that, the Olds has more power. A locked trunk and four doors. Cruise Control, a seat like your living room couch.
Even if she smokes the transmission half-way through the trip, she will save money. A lot of money.
The weight of the car is actually a benefit in this situation.
There are a ton of mint-shape Cutlass Cieras out there with V6 power, purchased by an elderly person and driven very little.
They fly down the road and deliver more than 30MPG with the CC set @ 65.
Equip them properly and they are much more comfy than a crank-window Tacoma.
They also have a locked, secure trunk...instead of a cap that any meth-head can break into with a screwdriver.
The experience above made me think about other situations.
There are late model, relatively low-mileage Crown Vics all over the place.
Did you know the tow rating for a Crown Vic is the SAME as a Pontiac Vibe/Toyota Matrix/Toyota Corolla?
In the USA, manufacturers downed their tow capacity because they wanted to push towards trucks.
In reality, a Crown Vic with the police package has stiff suspension, big sway bars...about the best RWD car tow setup you can get at present.
(A lot more heavy duty than any Tacoma pickup truck...that is for damned sure.) Same thing with a Buick Roadmaster.
The Chrysler minivan, that still rolls on "K-Car" bearings/spindles...has a 3600 pound capacity however. (Put 3500 pounds behind either...and I'll take the Crown Vic, thanks. Talk about silly ratings...)
When looking around for a touring rig to tow with, check out those light trailers and see what a car can do.
That lower to the ground roof saves more fuel than you think.
With the trailer set up properly, you might find a good solution without needing a truck.
V6 or V8 sedans/wagons are pennies on the dollar compared to pickup trucks.
She is going to take off for a multiple-years-long journey from Alaska to Mexico and all in between.
As we travel from my home to the trailer, we chat about what she has thought about thus far.
She has a VERY good head on her shoulders. (...and a stout "Taurus Judge" in her holster purse...GO LADIES!!)
I was very impressed by her basic solar knowledge, her preparedness for toilet needs and pre-planning for Internet, TV, road service plan...etc.
When we get to the trailer, I see a stripped out Casita or Scamp, not really sure which. A previous owner has gutted the thing and done an excellent job at using foam and aluminum to refit.
The fellow passed away last year and was a relative of the seller, so it is all fitted out. Like it was left with contents.
Simple stove/oven, 5 gallon jugs for water with a small pump...outdoor shower tent that attaches to the side, nice awning with screen house that drops down/attaches.
This thing even has three panels on the roof and three AGM's that still looked great. (Turned out to be 300 watts, but the older controller. Still, it would meet her needs.)
Even has a decent compressor fridge and a Honda 2000 just like mine. Little TV and I am shocked to see a rather pricey Alpine hooked to a set of LS35A's, mounted in the front corners. (Someone had taste and a good ear...ahhh the mid-bass "bloom." )
If I were a single person with height of 5'4" like her, I would seriously think about one of these.
There is a weight slip marked "FULLY LOADED OUT WITH WATER" and a circle around the total..."1680 pounds." From looking at it, I believe the weight.
On the way home, she asks me what kind of truck she should buy.
After doing her homework, she says she likes the Tacoma's.
With a cap, she could have enough space for a genset and misc. stuff.
As we head home, she goes into more detail about the truck she will have to buy if she purchases the "Mork From Ork" camper.
Then we pull into my driveway. I had not really paid attention to it until then.
She is driving a Olds Cutlass Ciera. It turns out to be a 1996 model year, inherited from a relative. The car is a garaged cream puff. A ding in the fender, but mint condition besides that one ding. V6 engine, 74,xxx miles on it.
I take a peek at the car.
They are overlooked by people who only have eyes for Honda/Toyota.
Besides an intake issue that can be fixed for under $300 at any dealer, they are actually a pretty solid vehicle.
So we go on a little Internet frenzy.
A Toyota pickup with the same miles and condition will cost her a bundle.
Then the "JD out-of-the-box-thinking" engages.
That Oldsmobile is a quick car. A relatively heavy car for it's size.
So I make a few calculations.
A set of stiff-sidewalled Michelins. A brake controller. Air shocks for the rear and a high quality receiver hitch. A decent auxiliary trans cooler, lighting in the back and a brand new brake/axle/tire setup for the trailer.
Add to this a decent GPS and audio system for the Olds and the budget came to just under $2600 all-in, including a flush through of engine and trans fluids with good synthetics. (The new axle, gave her the ability to lower the ride height for highway travel by 2 inches on demand. I have yet to see it, but it sounds great.)
$2600 is a LOT less than the Toyota pickup would have cost her.
Besides that, the Olds has more power. A locked trunk and four doors. Cruise Control, a seat like your living room couch.
Even if she smokes the transmission half-way through the trip, she will save money. A lot of money.
The weight of the car is actually a benefit in this situation.
There are a ton of mint-shape Cutlass Cieras out there with V6 power, purchased by an elderly person and driven very little.
They fly down the road and deliver more than 30MPG with the CC set @ 65.
Equip them properly and they are much more comfy than a crank-window Tacoma.
They also have a locked, secure trunk...instead of a cap that any meth-head can break into with a screwdriver.
The experience above made me think about other situations.
There are late model, relatively low-mileage Crown Vics all over the place.
Did you know the tow rating for a Crown Vic is the SAME as a Pontiac Vibe/Toyota Matrix/Toyota Corolla?
In the USA, manufacturers downed their tow capacity because they wanted to push towards trucks.
In reality, a Crown Vic with the police package has stiff suspension, big sway bars...about the best RWD car tow setup you can get at present.
(A lot more heavy duty than any Tacoma pickup truck...that is for damned sure.) Same thing with a Buick Roadmaster.
The Chrysler minivan, that still rolls on "K-Car" bearings/spindles...has a 3600 pound capacity however. (Put 3500 pounds behind either...and I'll take the Crown Vic, thanks. Talk about silly ratings...)
When looking around for a touring rig to tow with, check out those light trailers and see what a car can do.
That lower to the ground roof saves more fuel than you think.
With the trailer set up properly, you might find a good solution without needing a truck.
V6 or V8 sedans/wagons are pennies on the dollar compared to pickup trucks.