Stuff to Think About

[owl]

1.The word suns is written the same way upside down

2. Rats and mice are ticklish

3. Whales have lifelong friends they visit regularly

4. Turtles breath out their butts

5. When everything is coming your way you are in the wrong lane

6. If you want to look young and thin hang around old fat people

7. My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was sixty. She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is

 

[Theadyn]

Haha... thanks for the giggles. Turles breath out their butts? Omg, I cannot wipe that image out of my brain now, thanks!! lol

 

[LeeRevell]

One thing I think about......
Why is there a sign in Braille at the Bank Drive Thru teller......?

 

[LeeRevell]

If they sneeze do they go really fast underwater?

 

[owl]

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you

What do you mean my birth certificate expired

I got some new underwear the other day, well, new to me

Never moon a werewolf

I feel the best when I'm happy

 

[Prisoner Of Knowledge]

...but if we give peas a chance, won't the Lima beans get jealous?? (Narf!)

 

[highdesertranger]

ha ha turtles, who knew. kinda makes me glad I am not a turtle. highdesertranger

 

[GypsySilver]

aww, thanks for the smiles Owl

 

[owl]

Spiders can't fly

All polar bears are left handed

Armadillos can be housebroken

Elephants are the only animal that can't jump

Ants always fall over on their right side when intoxicated

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night

The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used

 

[VanLifeCrisis]

One thing I think about......
Why is there a sign in Braille at the Bank Drive Thru teller......?

Tommy edison explained that blind people sit in back of cabs/cars, tho most don't bother with atms cause they aren't designed well (there is a headphone jack too so they can listen privately)

 

[LeeRevell]

"The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used"

Ah, the ultimate example of the misuse of the principle of "Cause & Effect".....

 

[Zil]

Spiders can fly. They use a thread of silk to catch a breeze and go.

 

[LeeRevell]

I wonder too about the jumping thing...... Can turtles/tortoises jump? I can't imagine it.

 

[owl]

Turtles and tortises are reptiles.

 

[LeeRevell]

"Elephants are the only animal that can't jump..."

Turtles and tortoises ARE 'animals'....... Doesn't say 'mammals'.

 

[Luisafernandes]

Spiders can't fly

You should see how they fly when a storm hits.

All polar bears are left handed


That's why I always try to get on their right side!

Armadillos can be housebroken

Yes they are, after they brakehouse!

Elephants are the only animal that can't jump

Never seen an elephant fall off a cliff?

Ants always fall over on their right side when intoxicated

Only the northern hemisphere ones. South of the equator they fall on the left side; common knowledge.

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night

So that's where I'm getting all that extra protein from!

The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used

That's why we shouldn't use donkeys ; )

 

[LeeRevell]

Muletrains might work, unless you're in the Rapid Reaction Force. But training them to be paradropped is gonna be touchy......!

 

[Ken in Anaheim]

Luis...you always try and stay on a polar bear's right side ? I always try and stay on their OUTside !!
KinA

 

[Luisafernandes]

Luis...you always try and stay on a polar bear's right side ? I always try and stay on their OUTside !!
KinA

: )
Right side as in good terms side ; ), as if that's possible with a teddy bear.

 

[owl]

1. When life gives you lemons find someone with vodka and have a party!

2. The only advantage to exercise is that you die healthier.

3. Laughter is the best medicine. But if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine.

4. Dear alcohol, we had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer....I saw the video....we need to talk.