Stuff to Think About

[Theadyn]

4. Dear alcohol, we had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer....I saw the video....we need to talk.

^ yeah... that one. :blush:

 

[LeeRevell]

Always remember:
A friend helps you move.
A good friend helps you move the bodies......

 

[owl]

1.The word suns is written the same way upside down

    2. Rats and mice are ticklish

    3. Whales have lifelong friends they visit regularly

    4. Turtles breath out their butts

    5. When everything is coming your way you are in the wrong lane

    6. If you want to look young and thin hang around old fat people

    7. My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was sixty. She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is

Remember this ?

 

[Theadyn]

Remember this ?

Just when I had that image of a butt-breathing turtle out of my mind, here you go again. Thanks a lot!! haha

 

[GotSmart]

Just when I had that image of a butt-breathing turtle out of my mind, here you go again.  Thanks a lot!!      haha

Things I doubted, but now know.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2325/is-it-true-turtles-breathe-through-their-butts

Although basically air-breathing, many aquatic species have developed ways to pick up oxygen even when submerged. Of these the most remarkable, which some turtles share with dragonfly nymphs, sea cucumbers, and certain televangelists, is the ability to breathe through one's butt

 

[owl]

1. If you lift a kangaroos tail off the ground it can't jump.

  2. Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

  3. There is a species of spider known as the Hobo Spider.

  4.  Most lipstick contains fish scales.

  5.  I bet you can't lick your elbow.