Update:
It still won't crank.
Soooo, I popped the hood, and wiggled a ton of stuff, rechecked the oil, closed it up, and...
...heard the
Voice of an Angel/Hero asking if I wanted help.
An "ex"-Marine, fellow Library free-wifi-"wardriver", who'd seen me a few times (as I'd seen him).
Turns out he's also a former mechanic.
He took a look, while I tried to start a few times, and he confirmed the starter was the source.
He apologized that he didn't have a flashlight, or he'd crawl under and take a look.
I asked him what kind he'd prefer.
He was delighted, and crawled under...
and almost immediately spotted a
missing bolt in the starter, as well as the source of my oil leak.
He figures the shop that did the engine change was sloppy, on both counts (which is consistent with the Timing problem).
He even used the flashlight as a pointer and talked me thru what each looks like, so I can talk intelligently with a repair shop.
He figures the auto parts store can replace the bolt for a few bucks, but the oil leak will probably be much more but not insane & doesn't have to be done immediately. The starter bolt is necessary, so I'm staying the night.
I'm greatly relieved.
And thankful for the
kindness of strangers - he's a true hero!
Thanks everyone for your help & support.
I should be back on the road tomorrow morning.
P.S. One of my Big Pushbutton Things is that
every vehicle should have
at least three flashlights. One in the back, one in the glove compartment (or nearby), and at least one headlamp readily available to the front.
They don't have to be high-end "tactical" ones. Even Walmart's no-name ones are better than nothing.
P.P.S. I did (of course) talk a little about boondocking & van dwelling, and he was delighted when I pointed out the solar panels (he hadn't twigged to them).
All round kewl guy.
Any ideas how I'd nominate him for a helper award?
I'll ask the Librarian.