I lived 31 years in the South, including the 17 years previous to becoming a nomad. To me, spring in the South means sneezing, itchy watery eyes, nasal congestion or being drugged up to suffer a little less. It means hosing a coating pollen off of everything every other day. Then comes dripping humidity season where I never want to leave air conditioning. Then constant leaf raking season. When I decided to become a vandweller, I couldn't get out of the South fast enough. I have absolutely no desire to ever go back.