No more buffalo wings

[SternWake]

I was in Durban South Africa, next to the ocean when a Staffordshire terrier and a bigger pitbull got in a fight and we could not separate the dogs. The Pit would not let go. I was holding the Staffy, and the Pit's owner had the Pit. We were holding them off the ground.

Imagine thick South African Accent.

"Bru, I bloody hate it when you do this"

He stuck his thumb in his mouth and pulled out a big gob of spit, and shoved his thumb up his dog' butt.

The Pit yelped and let go, I fell over laughing for 15 minutes.

 

[VJG1977]

I was in Durban South Africa, next to the ocean when a Staffordshire terrier and a bigger pitbull got in a fight and we could not separate the dogs.  The Pit would not let go.  I was holding the Staffy, and the Pit's owner had the Pit. We were holding them off the ground.

Imagine thick South African Accent.

"Bru, I bloody hate it when you do this"

He stuck his thumb in his mouth and pulled out a big gob of spit, and shoved his thumb up his dog' butt.

The Pit yelped and let go, I fell over laughing for 15 minutes.

That would make me yelp and let go. :huh:

 

[BradKW]

I was in Durban South Africa, next to the ocean when a Staffordshire terrier and a bigger pitbull got in a fight and we could not separate the dogs.  The Pit would not let go.  I was holding the Staffy, and the Pit's owner had the Pit. We were holding them off the ground.

Imagine thick South African Accent.

"Bru, I bloody hate it when you do this"

He stuck his thumb in his mouth and pulled out a big gob of spit, and shoved his thumb up his dog' butt.

The Pit yelped and let go, I fell over laughing for 15 minutes.

I'd hate to speculate what his next move mighta been had that not worked...

 

[Theadyn]

I was in Durban South Africa, next to the ocean when a Staffordshire terrier and a bigger pitbull got in a fight and we could not separate the dogs.  The Pit would not let go.  I was holding the Staffy, and the Pit's owner had the Pit. We were holding them off the ground.

Imagine thick South African Accent.

"Bru, I bloody hate it when you do this"

He stuck his thumb in his mouth and pulled out a big gob of spit, and shoved his thumb up his dog' butt.

The Pit yelped and let go, I fell over laughing for 15 minutes.


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OMG, and dying laughing here, that's some funny sh!t!!  

 

[Gunny]

When I get up I make my pot of coffee, go thru my emails and read the ones from friends. By the time I get thru them the coffee is ready and I pour the first cup and continue browsing my emails. I clicked on the notice of a new response to this thread. I clicked on it as I took my first sip of coffee. Unfortunately for me it was SternWakes. I found that if you laugh with a mouthful of coffee and try not to choke said coffee will exit thru ones nose. Not a pretty sight, but one of the funniest comments I have read anywhere. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[mockturtle]

My dog is not particularly flatulent but one evening he was lying with his butt right next to my propane leak detector and he set off the alarm.

 

[speedhighway46]

I was in Durban South Africa, next to the ocean when a Staffordshire terrier and a bigger pitbull got in a fight and we could not separate the dogs.  The Pit would not let go.  I was holding the Staffy, and the Pit's owner had the Pit. We were holding them off the ground.

Imagine thick South African Accent.

"Bru, I bloody hate it when you do this"

He stuck his thumb in his mouth and pulled out a big gob of spit, and shoved his thumb up his dog' butt.

The Pit yelped and let go, I fell over laughing for 15 minutes.

Not only does SternWake's brain contain the entire known scope of human knowledge abt batteries and charging, he has once again taken us all by utter astonishment by demonstrating he also has a sense of humor, and a good one at that!

Now excuse me for a moment, all of a sudden my thumbs feel dirty . . .

 

[GotSmart]

This thread is so juvenile it stinks!      

It reminds me of the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles.  :angel:

 

[ainley53]

Thanks Theadyn and everyone who replied to this thread. I can't remember the last time I laughted so much.

 

[rvpopeye]

Well , I guess this proves we're all still in Jr. High mentally !
2nd Childhood...............would be 1 excuse.

I'm going with .... Does anyone ever REALLY grow up ?

OR "That's funny right there , I don't care who you are" (LtCG)

 

[highdesertranger]

mockturtle you have your very own propane detector, "tester". seems to me you could make some money off this. go around areas with lots of motor homes testing their propane detectors. charge like 50 bucks a test, test 10-20 a day, easy street after a year or two. highdesertranger

 

[Gary68]

that would make a good episode of the dog whisperer,ol' cesar demonstrating the south african thumb in the butt trick
i meen what the heck,i've been around my share of dog fight and never thought of sticking my thumb in it's butt

 

[SternWake]

that would make a good episode of the dog whisperer,ol' cesar demonstrating the south african thumb in the butt trick

To see that episode, well  I think that would make me laugh nearly as hard witnessing it in person did.

I mean the look on that Pitbulls face, Holy crap!!!

 

[rvpopeye]

Maybe he doesn't know about that particular dog training method.
Maybe , if Stern could send it to him in an email , he can incorporate the trick in a future episode.

 

[Gary68]

the topic of this thread is bad dog farts from buffalo wings not thumb in the butt so lets stay on topic guys,if you want to talk about sticking your thumb up a dogs butt please start your own thread :angel: :s

 

[SternWake]

What goes in also goes out, whether appendages, or sulfur laden explosive gasses.

And perhaps both at once.

 

[GotSmart]

What goes in also goes out, whether appendages, or sulfur laden explosive gasses.

And perhaps both at once.

Is this the Boys Room?  

 

[LeeRevell]

Men and dogs vs. girls and cats.  Two different worlds.

 

[Theadyn]

It started about a girl and her dog.. so, two worlds combine. All funny pet stories welcome from my end.

 

[GotSmart]

It started about a girl and her dog..   so, two worlds combine.   All funny pet stories welcome from my end.

And this guy and his cat~~~

Nothing so far has topped the "Bulldog down under" story.