On with the "Just For Fun." Please! OK!
A police officer spots a Tesla which is driving way too fast. He pulls him over, but when he wants to confront the driver, the vehicle is empty, having driven by itself. Not knowing what to do, the officer tries to detain the Tesla, which defends itself by hitting the poor man with the driver's door. After getting detained and transported away, and as there's no driver present, the car has to face the consequences of its actions alone. Among other things, the Tesla was charged with battery.
Did you know that Tesla's come with a unique "new car" smell? - They call it Elon Musk!
Why did the Tesla car break up with its battery? It felt a little drained!
What did the Tesla say to the gas station? “Current-ly, I don’t need you!
What’s the Tesla’s favorite type of humor? Current events jokes!
If Tesla, SpaceX and Neuralink started a band, what would it be called?
The Three Musk-eteers
Why did the Tesla refuse to watch horror movies? It couldn’t handle all the shocking moments!
Did you know that Tesla partnered with Microsoft to make a new electric car?
Yep—but they seem to have a problem installing Windows.
What did the Tesla hater say about his Model S?
“I just don’t like it…it’s reVOLTing!”
What does a meditating Tesla say?
“Ohmmmmmmmmmmmm"