I did probably the dumbest thing one can do in the desert. I left my headlights on and drained the starter battery. I've never done that before, and of all places I did it now in the middle of nowhere.
I'd driven out into nowheresville BLM land. Went out for a walk for several hours. When I got back, I realized what I'd done. The battery was so drained it wouldn't even operate the electric door locks. When I got out for my walk after parking, I'd used the passenger door, so the "headlights are on" reminder buzz never went off as it does when the driver's door opens.
I had previously theorized to myself that if I were ever stranded with a dead starter battery, I could rescue myself by swapping the house battery up front. Well, my house battery is now made of a 2x golf cart battery bank, so in practical application I couldn't fit them in the engine bay in any way that would reach the existing battery connections. I had no jumper cables either.
What I did have was a 50' extension cord. I stripped the outer jacket off the cord and pulled out two 12ga insulated wires. Then I cut them in half lengthwise, stripped several inches of insulation off each end, and twisted two of each together. So, I then had two 25' 6ga cables.* I ran my new cables from my house battery bank up to my engine battery. I didn't have ends for them, I just twisted the stranded wire tight around the terminals with a pair of pliers. I left this in place to charge without touching the ignition, also constantly feeling the wires to see if they were getting hot. They stayed cool to the touch. After 40 minutes I turned the key and it cranked over with no problem. I let it idle for a half hour before shutting off.
Really the solution to this issue is to have a battery disconnect so you can't strand yourself like a dumbass. But if you've been a dumbass as I was, and you have house batteries, then you may be able to get by with a bunch of copper wire.
*In the purest electrical sense, I'm not sure that two ends of a doubled up 12ga wire twisted together are strictly the same as one 6ga wire. But I'm pretty sure what I did offered less resistance than a single 12ga wire would have.
I'd driven out into nowheresville BLM land. Went out for a walk for several hours. When I got back, I realized what I'd done. The battery was so drained it wouldn't even operate the electric door locks. When I got out for my walk after parking, I'd used the passenger door, so the "headlights are on" reminder buzz never went off as it does when the driver's door opens.
I had previously theorized to myself that if I were ever stranded with a dead starter battery, I could rescue myself by swapping the house battery up front. Well, my house battery is now made of a 2x golf cart battery bank, so in practical application I couldn't fit them in the engine bay in any way that would reach the existing battery connections. I had no jumper cables either.
What I did have was a 50' extension cord. I stripped the outer jacket off the cord and pulled out two 12ga insulated wires. Then I cut them in half lengthwise, stripped several inches of insulation off each end, and twisted two of each together. So, I then had two 25' 6ga cables.* I ran my new cables from my house battery bank up to my engine battery. I didn't have ends for them, I just twisted the stranded wire tight around the terminals with a pair of pliers. I left this in place to charge without touching the ignition, also constantly feeling the wires to see if they were getting hot. They stayed cool to the touch. After 40 minutes I turned the key and it cranked over with no problem. I let it idle for a half hour before shutting off.
Really the solution to this issue is to have a battery disconnect so you can't strand yourself like a dumbass. But if you've been a dumbass as I was, and you have house batteries, then you may be able to get by with a bunch of copper wire.
*In the purest electrical sense, I'm not sure that two ends of a doubled up 12ga wire twisted together are strictly the same as one 6ga wire. But I'm pretty sure what I did offered less resistance than a single 12ga wire would have.