A Wise Crow, and a honeybee

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SternWake

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It seemed like a day where trying to cross something off my list, might not necessarily be rewarding.

So I kept looking at it, my 'To Do' list, trying to pick something off of it to work on, but this little voice in the back of my head kept saying screw it. You don't "have" to do anything.

Not accomplishing anything puts me in a Foul mood, but at the same time, I felt that any task I would begin this particular day, would just fight me, and ruin my day, but not accomplishing anything........

So I was sitting there with my Van's side door open, getting a bit frustrated, trying to choose the task which could fight the least, when notion came into my head that why don't I just say screw it and goto the beach, and go surfing. I knew the waves were very small, and I am sunburnt and rashed up from surfing yesterday, and was intending on skipping a Salt Water Therapy session for a day, when that notion came.

I was sitting on my sill of my Van, list in hand, trying to fight the urge to just go play in the ocean, when a crow lands on the ground about 8 feet away, looks at me and tilts its head to the side.

"Hey Jim!!"
"Good to see you!"
"What to you think?"
"Should I cross something off this list?"
I hold it up and show him,
" Or Should I go surfing?"

He stares at me for a bit, looks over his shoulder in the direction where the projects I was considering lay, then back at me.

I raise an eyebrow.

He kind of Shrugs, ruffles his feathers a bit, opens his beak but utters no sound, and looks back at me, tilts his head. I move my hands in a "What's that supposed to mean?" gesture.

He then takes off and flies right over me, in the direction of the ocean, and that's all it took.

Decision made, I'm putting things away, getting the van ready to move, committed.

Now that schools out, and being a Friday, I knew there was a good chance that traffic getting there(1.5 miles) and finding parking would be a difficult, but I had faith in Jim's decision.

First traffic light turns green as I approach.

Always a good sign. Second third and fourth lights are also green. This is very rare.

2 traffic circles did not even have some nimrod stopped in the middle, unsure of who has right of way, and my oceanic approach was setting time records.
One more traffic light turned green as I approached, and I Knew Jim was 100% right. I knew a front row parking spot was going to open up as soon as I got to the limited parking area.

As I near the parking area, it is super crowded, and for a second or two I thought I would be denied one of the prime front row ocean view parking spots, but as soon as I pulled in, I see reverse lights, and a car vacates the spot where I will park for the next nine hours. The view out my front windshield goes to the horizon, Clean and green ocean.

I fry up some eggs, over medium, put them on some flat bread with some Avocado, Spinach, hot sauce and some parmesan, yummmm. Slap on some sunscreen, lower my 9'7" surfboard from my ceiling, wax it up, lock up the Van, and descend the bluff.

The waves were very small, but it was clean, the water is near 70F, Sunny, the crowd in the water is pretty light, and from first appearances, fairly unskilled. I knew I was going to have fun, lots of it, and all those little aches and pains in my neck, knees, feet and lower back dissolved on the march down the bluff.

I look back up toward my Van just before it goes out of view, and on a fence post right in front of it, is a Crow. Was it Jim? Who knows.
I give him a wave anyway and he jumps off and launches down the cliff and banks hard, right in the direction I planned on surfing, and keep flying down the beach.

Pretty rare to see a Crow on the beach, over the beach.
The trail is kind of a Zig Zag trail down about 60 feet from blufftop to sand, and as I round one zag, 4 or 5 small white butterflies are flying right at me, and I stop, and they fly around me on either side.

The waves as said were very small, but I have the right tool for the job, and the Skills to use it correctly, and quickly developed a good rhythm with the incoming waves. After a ride to the sand I'd paddle back out, and before I'd even get all the way back outside a little shapely wedge would be coming right to me, and I'd swing around and get another ride to the sand, 80 yards away.

Getting all sorts of ridiculous speed before setting a rail and throwing my weight into a turn, waiting for the wave to reform, then throwing another bottom turn and accelerating down the line again. Over and over again. So much fun.

The biggest waves were only a little over waist high, the smallest were mid calf high, but they were well shaped things and I was having all too much fun, and was not really allowed any time to just sit out there and catch my breath. I felt as if I let one go, I would not get another, so I kept taking everything I was offered and the offereings were surprisingly good, for such a low oceanic energy day

Sometimes the crowd would decide that sitting right next to me was the strategy to pursue to catch waves, and I'd paddle away as I'd prefer to be alone, and where I'd paddle to, a wave would appear. I'd take it and be a hundred yards away 30 seconds later. The crowd gave up on that tactic.

At one point the low skill crowd did not notice that a rip current had developed and sucked them out into water too deep for them to ever catch a wave. There was finally a Lull, and I was just sitting on my board, the nose of which was a foot out of the water when a bumble bee flies slowly by, and lands on the nose of my surfboard.

I Asked it what it though it was doing out here in the ocean, there is no pollen out here, but it did not answer.

I saw a little warble on the horizon indicating a set of waves was approaching and I told the bee it should probably take off again soon as it would likely get knocked off as I positioned myself to catch one, but once again, no response.

"Listen Up!, take off,or your are going to get a salt water dip my friend."

No response.

So I lean forward and stick my finger right next to the bumblebee, and slowly move it against the bee, and it climbs on to my finger. The movement of doing so submerged the nose of my board, and I brought the bee close to my face and had a look, but still could not discern any expression of relief.

I tell him there is a set coming and perhaps it should get on my shoulder, and I moved my finger to my shoulder and the bee stepped off slowly, did a couple rotations like a dog settling into a bed, then faced forward.

The clueless crowd outside was too far away to ever catch one of the oncoming waves, and I once again found myself in a perfect position to get a good ride. The Bee was still on my shoulder when I looked, and I asked him if he as ready.

Once again no response.

I spun my board around, aimed it toward shore, and made sure no water would climb so high as to knock the bee off my shoulder , but after I had matched the speed of the wave, I no longer thought about the honeybee on my shoulder. All conscious thought tends to evaporate when one catches a wave.

I got to my feet and rode the wave, and it was a Gem. I'd gotten a lot of speed, connected a few sections I didn't think I could, and at the end did a rebound off the whitewater and straightened out toward the beach.

I then remembered the Bee and looked down at my shoulder, and it was still there!

This time it had a big grin.

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I pointed and said:
"That way to the flowers my friend, good luck!"

I was still riding the whitewater straight into the beach and it hung on my shoulder for a second or two more before taking off in that direction.

I went back out and caught about 60 more waves.
 
"Surfing is not a matter of life or death...


...it's MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT!!!"


Groovy story brother!! :D
 
You should publish these, and make money to keep your lifestyle going.

I am sure Bob will be helpful with advertising space for your book.
 
Your message was so long and convoluted my attention deficit hyperactivity disorder kicked in before I got ½ way through.

So what happened did the crow eat the honeybee?
 
Thanks all. I was a bit tipsy when I was inspired to write that, and was fading fast during rereading and editing.

I see plenty of mistakes rereading it now. I remembered, after I wrote it, that it was likely that all bumblebees I would see outside the hive were females. Was not sure though. I thought I changed all the 'He' to 'it' but missed one.

I don't know that the Crow was a male either. I'll have to look into that, incase he/she comes back to help me make another decision.
 
Excellent the way it was written. Too much polishing ruins a good story.
 
Stern wake, you make me feel like the west coast is perfect for a guy like me... but the fuel prices, and a job... dunno
 
The west coast is a BIG place with incredible variety. You can't generalize about it in any way. Whatever you want, it's here somewhere.
Bob
 
SternWake said:
Thanks all. I was a bit tipsy when I was inspired to write that, and was fading fast during rereading and editing.

I see plenty of mistakes rereading it now. I remembered, after I wrote it, that it was likely that all bumblebees I would see outside the hive were females. Was not sure though. I thought I changed all the 'He' to 'it' but missed one.

I don't know that the Crow was a male either. I'll have to look into that, incase he/she comes back to help me make another decision.

Don't apologize, you wrote out of the moment and it was fun.
This coming from someone who usually signs herself as Dragonfly
 

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janncoo said:
SternWake, your story is fine just the way you wrote it.

I tink he missed a coma ~~~ :p

A first person story is usually told in the masculine. Who cares about the details, it was perfection! :D

I should write so good! ;)

I read it for enjoyment, and felt I was there. SternWake has the gift that Twain and Steinbeck both shared. The projection of human reality on the reader. I could get nitpicky, and demand fine tuning of points of grammar, but why? :huh: Perhaps if he sells a collection of his short stories that can be done. Meanwhile I eagerly wait for the next gem. Either another story, or exacting instructions on how to build something electrical. Both are worth a lot to me at this point in my life. Typos and mistakes are welcome.

Once again, I thank the master wordsmith.
 
I'm with GotSmart

...we need more stories!!

Anything will do. Just keep 'em fun, and don't get too serious. :D
 
I don't really have a bunch of stories lined up.

The original post, except for trying to read the bee's expression, actually happened.

Today I surfed again, and every day since the OP, and it was a lot of fun, but there was no wildlife interaction. No bait fish, pelicans or porpoise.

I did enjoy a Turkey on Lavash bread, with hot mustard, avocado, tomato,, onion, spinach, parmesan, and some hot sauce after my surf. It was so colorful I was inspired....
To take a picture, but only with my Phone, not a real camera.

Fine Oceanfront Dining:
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My house battery was at 15.3 volts at the time.
:)
 
I was sittin' out at the lineup one morning, (dawn patrol), and a seal popped up right in front of me...maybe 10 feet away. He looked at me for a minute or two, and dove back under.

I was telling my sister-in-law about it a few days later. "Didja kill it??!!!!" she exclaimed!!
"Uhhhhhhh..............no".

(her husband owned a steelhead fishing guide service, and they'd been having a run of client's salmon getting chomped on by the seals as they try and land 'em on their boat!) hahaha!


I miss surfing. just not enough time it seems. :(
 
Back in '99 I was in Southern Australia at a surf break that was heavily localized, meaning if you did not show the locals or the land or the ocean respect, they would run you out of the area, at best.

Lots of reported shark attacks at this spot too. Lots of Disappearances too. Just some body who went unnoticed until their car never moved. One guy got taken whole, never seen again a few months after I left.

http://sharkattacksurvivors.com/shark_attack/viewtopic.php?t=310

Anyway I was out on a medium sized day with about 6 other people, when an Australian Sea lion came into the line up and started barking at us. Usually a sea Lion just has a look around, barks once or twice and swims off. I was not really concerned. I was in position to catch a wave when this first occurred, and I did so, and when the ride was over I turned back out to see, and I noticed all the other surfers were riding the same line of whitewater, the wave after mine, back to the beach. Very unusual to see this. I'd been in South Africa and seen Great White, and a few guys stayed out, but that was 6 foot J bay, the best righthand pointbreak in the world. Seeing the crew of locals here vacating the lineup was dismaying to say the least

From where I was, I could not do the same. There was a heavy rip current I could not fight and an area of rocks just inside that was affectionately called the surgeon's table. I had to paddle back out to where I was at, then catch a Wave in and angle away from the Surgeons table. I would not be able to get in safely without heading back to where I took the wave from.

Now I'd seen seals and sea lions before, sometimes aggressive, but this one was seriously pissed off, and big. Probably 8 or 9 feet long, couple hundred pounds easy. As I was paddling back out the thing made a bee line right at me stuck its head out of the water and barked at me so loud my ears were ringing. It then dove under me and I pulled my hands and feet out of the water, and it started reverse dive bombing me. Coming up from the depths at speed and turning at the last second, and the turbulence nearly knocking me off my board. It did this about 5 or 6 times.

Okay I figured, surgeon's table or not I was getting the F out of there and started paddling in, but once again it started harassing me, and I was afraid of getting bit on the leg or arm, and at one point it put its nose on my rail and started pushing me right toward shore.

Truly freaked out now, and with a wave coming I scratched like mad toward shore and luckily the wave had broken outside me and was just a 5 foot wall of rolling whitewater which I was able to catch.

I figured I was safe now, no animal that big was going to follow me into the shallows I figured, when I feel a massive weight on my Leg. The SOB was riding the wave with me!

I angled to the side and looked over my shoulder and saw the thing leap out of the water and land right where I would have been had I not angled away.

Now I was pretty much in full panic mode, and kept angling for the surgeons table as I KNEW it was too shallow for the thing to get me there. I'd endure some cuts and scrapes, probably some urchin spines in my feet, and damage my surfboard, but I saw this as the much better option compared to being crushed under a Sea lion.

I kept looking over my shoulder and back at the surgeons table and decided perhaps I could avoid the table too. I missed the worst of it. I got up on top of a rock as the white water receded and saw the sea lion circling about 20 feet away. It stuck its head out at me again and barked and disappeared, and I gingerly made my way back to shore negotiating the minefield of the surgeons table.

When I got to shore a couple Locals were there, and said they had never seen anything like that before.
Thought you were a goner Mate!!"

I said something Foolish like 'A real local came and told me to Eff off'

They didn't smile at that, but I was not run out of the area either. I stayed for another week but was always vigilant when out surfing and always looking for the quick escape route if needed.
 
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