A sci-fictional fantasy story, Data Limits. Warning, not for the easily offended.

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An imaginary scenario, somewhere in the Galaxy, probably the Milky Way solar system, if I had to bet. 
Possibly an alternative universe? Definitely.
But specifics, planet, location unknown, in a future present day, probably carbon based. Don't get the wrong idea here now.

Unfair, limited data plans from the corrupt and greedy exist, but uncertainty ensues in this fictional, dystopian scenario.

Would plain, simple and easy approach be beneficial? Confusion obfuscates clarity.
Some say...
Never, like no, never click on the link of a video.
Whether it is identified or not, on the Internet.
Why? Spam, virus, propaganda, mind control, data limits.

And because video consumes massive amounts of data, not good for limited plans. Exactly how limited, is a given plan, anyway?Unknown. Confusion.

But how will one know?  
To burn data on which video? 
If it's quality and worthwhile watching, or not? No one can say, and never will. 
And how much data will be used of how much data left on a given plan? Nobody knows.
Unless one clicks the link. 

Classic, catch 22 dilemma.
But it's ok. Because certain heroes, using their highly developed, saintly magic, will protect data limitations to the point of censorship in their righteousness! Hallelujah! Ambiguous data protection trumps the spread of quality video. Maybe.

Besides it's masochistically fun to bop those who don't identify, or with sufficient detail, their videos. Especially certain...

Why not make the don't video rule a sticky?
Oh, we don't like stickies much around here. Made one in 2012 and couldn't get it off.
Damn things stick to everything and GooGone is too messy when needed. This is 2018, and stickies are so 2017.
Besides, not enough time to make stickies because too busy removing and deleting the posts with videos in them! Or other undesireables. 
But who decides and how? First amendment doesn't apply to private websites and the content of their open to all, internet public forums and it's false perception.

Why are there data limits when the Internet with all of the  Dave's, Dob's and Dryolin's, are exploding and making these damn long, click bait videos? Used to be able to watch all the bad cable tv desired for 24/7 at $9.95 a month 
( in 1972).

Forums, saving you from the data hogs on the internet, one deleted post at a time. 
Never too busy for that. All in the name of sterile control, for benefit of course. And because, millions have no access to free McDougalls or Starstruck WiFi. Besides, with billions served, who wants to spend their time there?

2018 Monty Python/Sienfeld skit? 
/S

This fictional tale has been brought to you by your benevolent internet providers, AS&S and Verozious.
Piping and controlling dreams, through revenue generating, data streams.
 Aspire to live, in an unlimited, unrestricted data Utopia.

Don't forget, Big Brother loves you. 
Mostly. 
Much of you. 
Maybe, some of you. 
Might, some of the time.
 If you're in the click.
 And you fit the agenda.
 Are related.
 Drinking buddies. 
For now.

This story is purely fictional. Any and all similarities to any real person(s) or situations is unintentional and all a figment of your overly active imagination. Mine too.


This is a test of our public broadcast system to ascertain if it is functioning properly. 
Do not be alarmed. This is only a test.
It will be wiped from your consciousness 
in 3, 2, 1....
 
Thankfully my service provider just emailed me and said, " It's ok, Daddy's got you, delete the message and watch our video." I did as instructed and now I'm feeling much better. I was doing that thinking thingy and it was hurting the space under my hair.
Now I am feeling just like they told me to feel. What a load off!. Yeah it seems like if use your data on sites that don't make them revenue you get the double whammy.
How ironic is that?

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