You Might Be a Vandweller If...

[akrvbob]

In this thread we are going to help people decide if they should be a vandweller by imitating Jeff Foxworthys comic routine "You might be a redneck if..." Of course this thread is NOT about rednecks, the topic is <br><br><font style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;" size="7">You Might Be a Vandweller If...</font><br>

 

[bobbert]

<p class="MsoNormal">If the Wal Mart store knows you by your first name-</p><p class="MsoNormal">You might be a VANDWELLER!</p>

 

[bobbert]

<p class="MsoNormal">If your bathroom, shower space and bedroom take up 5 square feet…</p><p class="MsoNormal">You might be a VANDWELLER-</p>

 

[bobbert]

If you open up the van door, and your air freshener smells like Propane...<div>You might be a VANDWELLER-</div>

 

[stude53]

<span id="post_message_1273784521"><p class="MsoNormal">If you knoiw the price and quantity of every brand of Wet Wipe ...,</p><p class="MsoNormal">You might be a VANDWELLER-</p></span>

 

[bobbert]

If your Gatorade bottle doubles as a pee-bottle...<br>You might be a VANDWELLER!

 

[bobbert]

If you have four hubcaps on the wheels of your van, but none of 'em match...<div>You might be a VANDWELLER-</div>

 

[RAILROADGREEN]

<p><b><font size="4">if you can hang out in your rv&nbsp; for five days waiting for the wind to stop blowing !!!.&nbsp;&nbsp; quartzite</font></b></p>

 

[VanTrekker]

<p style="margin: 0px;"><font color="#cc3333" size="4" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><em>If you have ever pooped in a bucket inside your vehicle...</em></font></p><p style="margin: 0px;"><em><font color="#cc3333" size="4" face="Tahoma"></font></em>&nbsp;</p><p style="margin: 0px;"><em><font color="#cc3333" face="Tahoma"><font size="4">You might be a <b>vandweller.</b></font></font></em></p>

 

[blars]

If you are coming out of walmart, and you can't remember what city you are in.<br><br><br>

 

[VanTrekker]

<p style="margin: 0px;"><img style="width: 328px; height: 152px;" border="0" hspace="0" alt="" align="baseline" src="http://www.workdistraction.com/pictures/wifi.jpg" width="328" height="201"></p><p style="margin: 0px;">&nbsp;</p><p style="margin: 0px;">&nbsp;</p><p style="margin: 0px;">If you regularly use&nbsp;free wifi internet without going into a business (or&nbsp;a neighbor's without knowing the neighbor)...</p><p style="margin: 0px;">&nbsp;</p><p style="margin: 0px;">You might be a vandweller.</p><p style="margin: 0px;">&nbsp;</p><p style="margin: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>

 

[stude53]

<p style="margin: 0px;"><font color="#0000ff" size="4" face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif">If your favorite clothing store is a GoodWill...</font></p><p style="margin: 0px;"><font color="#0000ff" size="4" face="Arial"></font>&nbsp;</p><p style="margin: 0px;"><font color="#0000ff" size="4" face="Arial">You may be a vandweller!</font></p>

 

[Seraphim]

<p>You might be a vandweller if you can't get a good night's sleep without the seat belt buckle digging into your butt.</p>

 

[SoulRaven]

if you dont know the day or date... And dont give a damn...<br>

 

[Doug & Connie]

If you wake up in the morning and have to think about where you are parking&nbsp;<img border="0" align="absmiddle" src="https://vanlivingforum.com/images/boards/smilies/sneaky.gif">

 

[Becky&Thea]

<p>this is awesome i needed a laugh sooo bad, most apply!</p>

 

[VanTrekker]

<p style="margin: 0px;">If you know the difference between a Koolatron and a refrigerator...</p><p style="margin: 0px;">&nbsp;</p><p style="margin: 0px;">You might be a vandweller.</p>

 

[angeli]

If the number 318 to you means good gas mileage, and not time to give up donuts...<br>You might be a vandweller.<br>

 

[angeli]

If you found the world's only 12V Rechargeable Vibrator manufacturer.....<br>You might be a vandweller<br>

 

[angeli]

If you've spent so much time alone lately that English is starting to feel like your second language.....<br>You might be a vandweller<br>