Optimistic Paranoid
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Guys, guys, guys . . .
Clearly, Flying Kurbmaster is too smart for us. He's seen through all of our lies and prevarications. We might as well confess the truth to him.
FK, you're right. Personally owned guns are completely worthless for self defense. There's never been a single case of anybody successfully defending himself with a gun against people, let alone against bears, wolves, or mountain lions.
The simple truth is, us Real Americans hang on to our guns so when the left FINALLY launches their revolution, we can shoot them.
But don't you worry, FK. You're a member of the TRIBE, and when the counter-revolution is inevitably successful, we're going to look out for you.
We won't stand you up against a wall and put you down like a rabid dog.
We're planning on having Re-Education camps in Death Valley and Nome. I figure 5, maybe 6 years tops living in one of their pup tents will have you thinking like a Real American!
And I can make that promise cause I'm actually a Senior Field Marshall in the Real American Secret Underground Army! But don't tell anybody!
Clearly, Flying Kurbmaster is too smart for us. He's seen through all of our lies and prevarications. We might as well confess the truth to him.
FK, you're right. Personally owned guns are completely worthless for self defense. There's never been a single case of anybody successfully defending himself with a gun against people, let alone against bears, wolves, or mountain lions.
The simple truth is, us Real Americans hang on to our guns so when the left FINALLY launches their revolution, we can shoot them.
But don't you worry, FK. You're a member of the TRIBE, and when the counter-revolution is inevitably successful, we're going to look out for you.
We won't stand you up against a wall and put you down like a rabid dog.
We're planning on having Re-Education camps in Death Valley and Nome. I figure 5, maybe 6 years tops living in one of their pup tents will have you thinking like a Real American!
And I can make that promise cause I'm actually a Senior Field Marshall in the Real American Secret Underground Army! But don't tell anybody!