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I guess I decided against the renovated TN ambulance mainly on account of the AC hole cut out of the back wall and doors. I do stealth camping and think the AC unit hanging off the rear is going to be too much of a flag.
Ambulances are not stealthy. They are designed to stand out, and will, in almost any environment. No matter where it's parked, folks will notice it.

Diesel vehicles in general, are more expensive to operate and more challenging to repair than their gas powered equivalent. Ambo conversions require deep pockets if you're not mechanically inclined. Check out the video Bob Weils posted on why he was getting rid of his ambo.

It's more cost effective to downsize your stuff to fit into a van. If your current van is unsuitable, replace it with another van not an ambulance.
 
Diesel vehicles in general, are more expensive to operate and more challenging to repair than their gas powered equivalent. Ambo conversions require deep pockets if you're not mechanically inclined. Check out the video Bob Weils posted on why he was getting rid of his ambo.
I must disagree. Bob may have gotten a lemon but you take a chance buying used. Watch many more you tube ambo owners love theirs. Diesels are cheaper to run, get better milage, less maintenance, run way longer. Why do big trucks, heavy equipment, trains, ships, etc use diesels? Please tell me that. Have you ever owned a diesel? I've had VW diesel Rabbits that got 55 mpg. I had a Dodge 1/2 ton 2wd gas that only got 15mpg. Then got a 1 ton 4wd Dodge diesel that got 24mpg. Please let me know your diesel experience please & Thanks!
 
I must disagree. Bob may have gotten a lemon but you take a chance buying used. Watch many more you tube ambo owners love theirs. Diesels are cheaper to run, get better milage, less maintenance, run way longer. Why do big trucks, heavy equipment, trains, ships, etc use diesels? Please tell me that. Have you ever owned a diesel? I've had VW diesel Rabbits that got 55 mpg. I had a Dodge 1/2 ton 2wd gas that only got 15mpg. Then got a 1 ton 4wd Dodge diesel that got 24mpg. Please let me know your diesel experience please & Thanks!
Many of the heavy duty tow trucks you will be calling will be running diesels as well! You would think their fees would be lower since their operating expenses are so low! Lol!!! Heavy duty vehicles are great for their intended purposes. Hopefully our rail system will improve. Used to be you parked your motorhome on a rail car and road the train to Copper Canyon in Mexico. Wish everyone that wanted to move heavy loads were able to easily do that in this country. Think of all the benefits. Smaller, lighter 1/2 ton or less towable trailer makes a lot more sense if more room is required than a vehicle can economically provide in my opinion.
 
Ambulances are not stealthy. They are designed to stand out, and will, in almost any environment. No matter where it's parked, folks will notice it.
NGL I’m certain my van is stealthier. I wonder how decommissioned ambulances are generally perceived as or if they’re noticed after the decals & lights are removed. Have you seen Dave’s rig from YT Campulance Man? I think that’s pretty low-key. Also, I’d have to stay at the more tolerant parking lots. Plus I’d go back to disbursed camping at the national forest 20 minutes away from my job.
Diesel vehicles in general, are more expensive to operate and more challenging to repair than their gas powered equivalent. Ambo conversions require deep pockets if you're not mechanically inclined. Check out the video Bob Weils posted on why he was getting rid of his ambo.
I’m still working that out. OFC larger, heavier vehicles have larger, heavier parts that can cost more. I found a diesel shop on Google maps that I’ll have to call on Monday to get a rundown on expected maintenance costs.

1) My state doesn’t do emissions on diesels; 2) I’m looking at used ambulances on auction - not new; 3) MPG are reported as better in diesels than in gas. These 3 points may reduce my cost of ownership. But I think I’m going to be clobbered by taxes, fees, and insurance.

Edit: I have a lot of questions about Bob’s ambulance experience. Personally, I’m seeing a lot of damage, incompetence, and failures through chain auto shops and some small repair shops. My first rig (‘92 GMC) started having engine problems. I spent $2500 on a tune-up & other work. A month later it overheated. A month after that the driveshaft fell out on a busy Highway at rush hour. There could have been fatalities but I pulled over immediately upon feeling strong vibrations not UNlike a flat tire. 2 weeks after fixing that the head gasket blew.

My current van ends up having something else broken after service. I had Mavis (big mistake!) do a brake job. The next day the right wheel seized. It took 2 weeks & cost $2500 in missed work, parts, & labor to fix that and there’s still something wrong. I brought it back 4x but they say it’s fine 🤦🏻‍♀️

I found a better mechanic that I’ll have look at the brakes if I don’t get an ambulance soon. I need to save more money for either.

You don’t need to have a diesel rig to have big problems.

Lessons learned are 1) To be more scrupulous looking for a mechanic- especially for old vans; and 2) Find the dealer-recommended service guide for your vehicle and be diligent about preventative maintenance.
It's more cost effective to downsize your stuff to fit into a van. If your current van is unsuitable, replace it with another van not an ambulance.
I worked hard for those things and I’ll never get back what I paid for. And I use them. I don’t see any place in my van for my tools. My winter clothing is too bulky and takes a lot of work to squeeze into the tiny shelf unit I built. Then there’s my breakaway camping, prospecting, and hunting gear that’s currently occupying the chicken coop that I sleep on. I’m ready for TEOTWAWKI.
 
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You get so much more in an ambo than a van. Font and rear heat and cold, a couch/bed, more storage than needed, top quality construction, insulated flat walls, countertop/desk, Those outside lights are great at night. Mine has a 250 amp 12v alternator so you can change your house batteries & power anything 12v. Just have to find the right one. Again Good Luck 🥳
 
FWIW, I'm back in my original one-ton UHaul box van. Here in Ohio, I insure with State Farm, listed as a Commercial Vehicle (by vin#) and insured as commercial for personal use. Meaning, No hauling for profit.
I paid cash for it and can insure for liability only. (Uninsured and underinsured). Dirt cheap at $210.00 a half and $1k deductible. Yes, I risk everything but not other folks or their property.
Stealth is overrated. An ambulance is obvious regardless of exterior cosmetics. If you want interior height find a used high top van or buy a uhaul cutaway box van.
For insurance a High top is just a Van so no issues.
 
Diesel engines last far longer than gas as a rule if properly maintained of course. I am with State farm & carry comp as well for deer. I hit 3 in 1 week.
 
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I would like to see your RequirementsStatement.
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This includes such trivialities as:
.. Why live mobile?
.. Destinations?
.. Souls aboard?
.. Boondarking, or a resort at a hundred fedbux a night with shuffleboard tournaments and canasta marathons and name-badges and a perky Activities Director?
.. Mechanical abilities?
.. Meals, showers; solitude or hopping to the next festival?
.. Tolerance for Lazer laser lazor shows, all-night music, and an abundance of Carhartt beanies with the label front-n-center?
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Your RequirementsStatement can be as simple as you want.
2003, after a devastating diagnosis, we scribbled and drew our RequirementsStatement on a brown paper grocery bag.
Top of our list was -- and is -- 'Holding hands watching the sunrise'.
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Within just a few minutes, our choice was clear... convert an old commercial truck to our concept of an ExpeditionVehicle.
Why old?
.. Most of the warranty issues are took care of [said somewhat illiterately].
.. Hardly any computers or sensors or expensive gadgets.
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If I was me, I would look at advice from strange people on the WorldWideWeb ascue asscue askew [grammarians : is that a split infinitive? I do try... [nods innocently]].
Nobody knows my situation, fewer still are responsible for my decisions.
 
I would like to see your RequirementsStatement.
That’s pretty personal. Are we going on a date?
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This includes such trivialities as:
.. Why live mobile?
.. Destinations?
.. Souls aboard?
.. Boondarking, or a resort at a hundred fedbux a night with shuffleboard tournaments and canasta marathons and name-badges and a perky Activities Director?
.. Mechanical abilities?
.. Meals, showers; solitude or hopping to the next festival?
.. Tolerance for Lazer laser lazor shows, all-night music, and an abundance of Carhartt beanies with the label front-n-center?
Excellent questions
If I was me, I would look at advice from strange people on the WorldWideWeb ascue asscue askew [grammarians : is that a split infinitive? I do try... [nods innocently]].
Nobody knows my situation, fewer still are responsible for my decisions.
Good advice. I kinda felt halfway through this thread that the contrarians found me. It was worth the exercise of articulating my reasoning, deciding to start finding local diesel mechanics to talk to, and maybe even leave some tidbits of information for the next traveler imo 🧳
 

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