It’s Vaccine Day! Yay! Gotta drive into town and get ma shots today. The deer around here are starting to move around a lot so the drive into town will be like driving a gauntlet trying to miss them.
I’m in the middle of one of the highest concentrations of deer anywhere and the roads are littered with dead dear. National Forest land mixed with large farms providing produce to the nearby Gerber Baby Food plant means lotsa deer that literally eat better than most people on the planet. Apples, corn, carrots, beans, squash, alfalfa sprouts, etc. Yep deer around here eat mighty damn fine good.
I’ve hit 9 deer while driving in my life but none for awhile now and I sure don’t want to tag one with my new van.
Drive slow,
johnny boi, drive slow