URGENT plea for help!

[SoulRaven]

It’s been three weeks since I left the Pocono's to travel to South Florida for the winter.

But alas things have gone wrong, for the air conditioning in my Appalachian Guttersnipe RV has failed.

Last night the heat and humidity where unbearable with low overnight temperatures getting down to about 72 degrees.

If anyone can spare a few bucks to help a guy out it would be much appreciated.

 

[cyndi]

Oh Loo! I'm feeling real bad for you! 72 and no AC!!! Poooooooor you!!!!

 

[SoulRaven]

Oh Loo! I'm feeling real bad for you! 72 and no AC!!! Poooooooor you!!!!

If you have a Western Union office nearby you can PM me and I will tell you which Wal-mart I want the cash sent. Thanks O so much.

And BTW can I interest you in a winning ticket I the Nigerian lottery?

 

[ccbreder]

i already have that ticket. the handling fees were rough, but i will score big next week.

 

[cyndi]

Actually, I think a gofundme button or a kickstarter campaign might work better. In the meantime, I've emailed you my paypal address and password. Help yourself.

 

[offroad]

Sarcastic teasing will get you everywhere in this crowd.

 

[Sameer]

Stand naked in a breeze and then pour water over your head....you will feel wonderfully cool. For sleeping try a hammock like they do in the Yucatan!

 

[Patrick46]

Hey Cyndi...

I seem to have misplaced my PayPal address & password...



...can I borrow your's??

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Just printing out a new batch of $17 bills. Expect an fed-x package as soon as they are dry. -- Spiff

P.S. Drat! Ran out of green ink. Hope you don't mind red.

 

[SoulRaven]

Thanks for all your concern and support with my dire and dangerous situation.

If it was not for my preparedness in buying an Oz cool portable fan I would need to visit the emergency room in a local hospital and be but in an ice bath ASAP since my body temperature has risen to 99 degrees.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00ATSJ4M8/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

With your encourage I hope to survive the day in the shade in my folding reclined chair with a Southeast breeze from 5 to 10mph while enjoying a cool drink and listening to commercial free internet radio.

Punta Gorda, FL 11:52 a.m.

Elev 13 ft 26.99 °N, 82.23 °W | Updated 13 min ago

Partly Cloudy
83.0 °F
Feels Like 90 °F
N
2.0
Wind from SE
Gusts 8.0 mph
Today is forecast to be WARMER than yesterday.
Today
High 82 | Low 71 °F
20% Chance of Precip.
Yesterday
High 79.3 | Low 64.6 °F
Precip. 0 in
Sun & Moon
6:54 am 5:35 pm
New Moon, 2% visible
Pressure 30.01 in
Visibility 10.0 miles
Clouds Mostly Cloudy 2700 ft Mostly Cloudy 3400 ft Mostly Cloudy 4100 ft
Heat Index 90 °F
Dew Point 74 °F
Humidity 75%
Rainfall 0.00 in
Snow Depth Not available.
UV 4 out of 12
Pollen .60 out of 12

 

[cyndi]

Hey Cyndi...
I seem to have misplaced my PayPal address & password...
...can I borrow your's??

You'll have to wait until I get paid, again. Loo cleaned me out.

 

[Seraphim]

Stand naked in a breeze and then pour water over your head....you will feel wonderfully cool. For sleeping try a hammock like they do in the Yucatan!

And do it in the middle of a crowded intersection. Your food, hoping AND AC concerned will go away...

 

[Prisoner Of Knowledge]

This was too good to miss! hahaha!!

 

[sassypickins]

I think my belly laugh chased away some rain clouds here.

 

[RustNever]

Im from Texas . I start getting cold when it gets much below 85degree F. I hope your heater still works
(90 F with a fan is Optimal

 

[SoulRaven]

Port Charlotte, FL (33949)
6:57a.m.
Elev 13 ft 26.99 °N, 82.07 °W | Updated 2 sec ago

Overcast
Overcast
75.6 °F
Feels Like 74 °F
N5.8
Wind from S
Gusts 5.8 mph
Today is forecast to be WARMER than yesterday.

Today
High 82 | Low 69 °F
20% Chance of Precip.
Yesterday
High 75.6 | Low 71.8 °F
Precip. 0.2 in (Radar Loop)
Sun & Moon 6:55 am 5:34 pm
Waxing Crescent, 5% visible
Pressure 30 in
Visibility 10.0 miles
Clouds Mostly Cloudy 1000 ft
Overcast 1500 ft
Heat Index 74 °F
Dew Point 75 °F
Humidity 98%

 

[wagoneer]

Thank god i live in a more temperate zone only upper 60's here with perhaps too much sunshine,
I feel for you