Do not get out of your van and try to set up your privacy tent so you don't have to go poop out in the rain again.
Of course this follows directly after: Do not decide that you like to use the toilet right out in the open, without the benefit of your privacy tent, and thus neglect to set up said tent days ago, when it is NOT windy and NOT raining.
When you do get out of your van and attempt to set up a privacy tent, definitely do not wait until it is just about to get windy and then start raining. Yup, you should really avoid that.
Next, after you have finally gotten that damned tent set up, in the wind and rain, and you are exhausted because you've barely eaten, you absolutely, positively DO NOT want to go around gathering up really large rocks to set on top of all of your tent stakes to keep your frikkin privacy tent from pulling up all its stakes and frikkin blowing away. Nope you really shouldn't attempt to do that. Especially not if you have to literally dig said rocks out of the ground.
Only an idiot would even try!
Of course this follows directly after: Do not decide that you like to use the toilet right out in the open, without the benefit of your privacy tent, and thus neglect to set up said tent days ago, when it is NOT windy and NOT raining.
When you do get out of your van and attempt to set up a privacy tent, definitely do not wait until it is just about to get windy and then start raining. Yup, you should really avoid that.
Next, after you have finally gotten that damned tent set up, in the wind and rain, and you are exhausted because you've barely eaten, you absolutely, positively DO NOT want to go around gathering up really large rocks to set on top of all of your tent stakes to keep your frikkin privacy tent from pulling up all its stakes and frikkin blowing away. Nope you really shouldn't attempt to do that. Especially not if you have to literally dig said rocks out of the ground.
Only an idiot would even try!
