Situation Critical (Humor)

[BobBski]

EMERGENCY SITUATION BUILDING!!!  I left the lower 48 with 15 cans of Skoal Original Fine Cut Wintergreen snuff and have been out of it for a week.  Other brands/types are available in the smaller communities but are having little effect on curbing the heebie geebies.  My son is attempting to find some in a bigger community and deliver it this weekend.  The girls are praying he is successful and recommend approaching van with caution until situation is rectified.

 

[Queen]

I hear this stuff works well in a pinch:

 

[BobBski]

If son is unsuccessful, the girls are threatening an all out, no holds barred E-begging campaign.

 

[AmieW]

I'm in FL and I know we have it, but with half my family dying of cancer from tobacco, I cannot in good conscience send it to you. Sorry. Nothing personal. Maybe this would be a good time to think of giving up that habit. I know it's hard, harder to kick than heroin, I hear. I just count my blessings I never started.

Good luck!

 

[slynne]

Nicotine gum might get you through

 

[rvpopeye]

This might be a sign to kick the habit??