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Theadyn

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At least not for the pooch.  Pew!!!

Was being nice last night and gave her some bits n pieces of mine, and OMG!!   Doggy fart bombs in about 50 ft of living space is NOT cool!!    I swear i got up about 4 times to spray fragrance.

Was laying here trying to sleep and listening to said doggy snore and started laughing remembering it.  Since I can't sleep anyways, I thought I'd share.  And to say....  beware of thy doggy fart bomb.
 
Yep, a couple of weeks ago I bought a bunch of the boneless wings on a Tuesday when Wingstop has their sale. My daughter was here with her service dog. The dog was in her work harness and won't eat or take anything anyone offers. But when the harness comes off she is a regular pup. She (the dog) ate about 5 of the boneless wings (Inhaled is a better word)..


She called me several hours later and said about what you did and added there would be no more wings in the dogs future. Dog has to sleep in her room, she said it lasted all night.She saw no humor when I laughed. 

Be safe.
 
Events necessitating ventilation:
  • Cooking
  • Heating
  • Hot weather
  • Doggy fart bombs

Good tip. *thumbs up*
 
Oh My Goshk !
This is one funny thread !
So sorry Lady Theadyn (+ Gunny's daughter), you had to find out the wrong way......
Human food can often be bad for dogs as this example proves so well .
 
I have to admit,sometimes I'm worse than the dog.Me and Vic have been together 49 years and at times she still can't tell if it's me or an open sewer.
 
rvpopeye said:
Human food can often be bad for dogs as this example proves so well .

Totally agree!! And that is how it's been for nearly 12 years.

However, with all the upheaval in the past few months and her anxiety, I was trying to give her a little treat. That, plus, since she's been staying at my mom and dad's a lot in the past few months, my dad has taken it upon himself to spoil her freakin' rotten!! haha... Who knew Bar S hot dogs was such a great thing? They are to a doggy. Now she won't hardly leave dad alone when we are there, barking at him constantly, and he dutily goes and gets her a piece of hot dog. I totally blame dad, haha!! Well, and now myself for succumbing to the big brown eyes while I was picking meat off the bones of the buffalo wings. Lesson learned, lesson learned. Now, if only I can train dad to quit spoiling her when she's there, hmmm.....
 
Few things in life are as funny as farts. My old buddies and I can still enjoy a good laugh about a fart that happened 25 years ago, or when reminiscing about Grandma, the whole family can get the giggles again reliving that one Thanksgiving dinner. Farts are fun for the whole family.
 
Just an observation from a tired old man, it is nice to read a light-hearted thread, be it about wings and dog farts or anything funny or odd about being human.
 
Who knew such a little dog could produce so noxious a fume a gas mask is needed, and not even wake up through it!! I can't believe she slept through that crap, haha. So not fair..
 
Maybe you can train dad by loading the pup full of those wings ,,,, just before you drop off at his house for the night......... spoil him for a change !
 
Mac and cheese does a number on several dogs that I've known. A weapon of ass destruction for dogs (and some humans)!

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My cat is banned from pasta, canned salmon, and crickets.   :mad:  (You learn the hard way)   :(
 
rvpopeye said:
Maybe you can train dad by loading the pup full of those wings ,,,, just before you drop off at his house for the night......... spoil him for a change !

There's an idea!! hehehehehe
 
My daughter and her roommates took in a lost boxer overnight while trying to find the owner. I guess that dog, though sweet in disposition, wasn't so sweet in aroma and about gassed them outta the apartment! They didn't find the owner so took it to a no kill shelter and learned from someone working at the shelter that boxers are apparently notoriously noxious regardless what they eat.
 
Ruffage and fiboburr.   :p

There is a new Broccoli and bran dog cookie to feed to your neighbors noisy pooch.  You have to get revenge somehow.  ;)
 
gsfish said:
If retaliation is planned may I recommend pickled eggs (from that big jar on the bar) and cheap beer?

Guy

I am not wasting either on the dog.   :blush:  (I will be hating myself, and so will my cat!)
 

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