Minivan madness; Zen, a motorcycle and Cocoon buildout V3.0

[Minivanmotoman]

That's a 2 story condo with a motorcycle! You have plenty of room.

Maybe a hole between stories with a ladder, or a rope with knots would work if you are young and/or athletic. Then, for an extra foot or two in you staircase between floors, you could have a fireman's pole for quick getaways.

Condo? That's funny.
Fireman's Pole? Now that's creative. You've got me thinking exotic dancers. 
Hmmmm, Now how could I make that work....