Lying usually works well to assuage the bounders. I always say: "I just use the van for camping trips. I get 20 MPG on the highway and you only 8 MPG in your RV". It works. The best defense is to hold up a mirror.
In regards only 1 shower a week, well I wash down every night using the wash basin. It works.
In regards only 1 shower a week, well I wash down every night using the wash basin. It works.