GIRLS' ROOM: So I'm Standing at the Auto Parts Counter...

[cherterr]

So I'm Standing at the Auto Parts Counter...
   and I get suddenly "Zapped" in the upper **** area like a fire ant and start silently freaking out a bit and grabbing at my chest under my sports bra.

Then...
I realize I'm in a store full of only men.  I apologize for pawing at myself, and start explaining how I had dropped my coin purse earlier in the day and apparently pick up a stow away ant.  See.. I keep said tiny coin purse in my sports bra (if I'm not wearing blue jeans).

No one commented or would even acknowledge me.. LOL : Well, at least not about THAT. Must have been uncomfortable for them?

I thought is was pretty funny, myself, although slightly embarrassing.

What's your goofy, self deprecating, story??

 

[Ella1]

OOOW!
A woman told me last year an aid for fire ants is vinegar. I just googled it. Some recommendations were raw onion on the bite for 20+ minutes, vicks vapo rub, prep-H, caster oil, organic cider vinegar (Braggs, etc) witch hazel.

 

[GypsyDogs]

a friend of mine tells the horrifying story of when she sat on a partially eaten piece of raspberry pie...

 

[TrainChaser]

Sigh. Let's not even go there.